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premedicated crime

A "big no-no" dat was committed due to da perpetrator's being spaced out on pharmaceuticals at da time.
Da "Twinkie defense" wouldn't work as an excuse for committing a premedicated crime, since candy isn't a prescribed drug. That reasoning doesn't make a bit of sense, does it? Well, cut me some slack --- as Gary Larson said in an ultra-absurdly "far-out" drawing in his "The Far Side" comic strip, "It was late and I was tired" when I composed this one. :P
by QuacksO October 11, 2023
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premebtan

Definition of permanent in another hidden language
Its a premebtan marker
by Ephemeralmoral February 17, 2026
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Before I arrived at the dealership, I had a Premeton and sure enough, I ended up buying a brand new car.
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Pre-Merge any placement before the merging of teams inside the reality TV show Survivor.
Person 1: Man did here Proski got backstbbed by Jiro Yakuin?
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Premeditated communication

When someone types out a message, reads it over, and still decides to hit send — making their words 100% intentional instead of “just in the moment.”

Example:
“Dude, that wasn’t a slip-up. You typed that whole paragraph, re-read it, and still posted. That’s premeditated communication.”

Notes:
Unlike blurting something out in person, premeditated communication gives you all the time in the world to not be a jerk… but you went ahead and did it anyway.
"This guy took 20 minutes and 2 post edits to insult my digital creation. That's some malicious, premeditated communication."
by Reverend_Dude October 1, 2025
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Precediction

Stop that bitch, that's such a precediction, I don't know what Octopus Fingers has to do with James!
by Muffin-Tops September 29, 2009
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Precentaboveand

A term for great excitement, or for censoring a swear word.
Precentaboveand = %^& !!!
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