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The WTF position

Wall-Twerk Fucking. An act of sex in which you stand on a step stool with your dick inside a girl while she wall-twerks. This position requires a pair that is highly skilled in the art of sexual acrobatics.
My girlfriend wanted to try something new last night so we tested out the WTF position; Needless to say it was fucking amazing.
by xELiTexDPx September 4, 2014
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The pyramid position

Sex position in which two individuals kneel and a third stands- individual standing receives traditional oral and anallingus at the same time.
-Just tried out The pyramid position", fucking lit.
-Where were you in it?
-Does it matter?
-I think so....
by Suchasomeone April 20, 2021
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pinch position

The position of taking a dump. Often used with canines.
My dog got stuck with a hanging turd and waddled a few houses down the street in the pinch position.
by Elroy Fitz February 1, 2004
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Challah Position

When she hits it from behind with an external toy to create pleasure, while simultaneously wearing a Yurmulke to cater to the Rabbi kink.
Girl 1: Hey, can we do Challah Position today?
Girl 2: Sorry, I can’t. It’s Ramadan.
by xxxcreamytentacion February 25, 2019
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faecal position

Feeling like, and possibly smelling like, and lying in the position of a turd
I hauled a whole bottle of white lightening and spent the next day in the faecal position on the lounge floor
by Elizabeth April 7, 2005
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sex position

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Wait to try out a new sex position Today
by SpartaMercy76 December 28, 2019
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Soccer Mom (sex position)

While an older female is giving fellatio she is riding the trailer hitch on her SUV. She has all of the balls covered.
I had a wild night with that milf from the bar. We went out back and she totally started to Soccer Mom me. Soccer Mom (sex position)
by yourmom86 September 1, 2011
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