portuguese build-a-bear workshop

A shot of 151 proof liquor.

Guy1: Take this portuguese build-a-bear workshop.
Guy2: What is it?
Guy1: Just take it stop being a vagine.
Guy2: Asshole that was 151.

by xr5x January 22, 2008

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Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe

The Man submits the female in doggy style position. Strikes her pussy hard to relax all the pink parts, after that, introduces 3 chocolate bonbons (or more, depending the bitchs anal potential) in her asshole, then inserts the “nailess finger” and with long but vigorous strokes, melts all the bonbons on her ass. After a moisty cum shot, keeps stoking till the melt chocolate bonbons mix with the spunk. Remove the cock from the hungry ass and give it to her sweet mouth to enjoy!

"Dear, is there some chocolate bonbons in the refrigerator? I'm craving for a delicious Portuguese Candy Shop Bonbon Deluxe!!"

by CastroL May 22, 2006

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Portuguese ice cream orgy party

Where you fill someone's coochie up with ice cream and then multiple people eat it. In Portugal.

Let's throw a Portuguese ice cream orgy party!

by Ice Cream Man Coochie May 24, 2022

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Portuguese space shuttle

It's a port-a-potty, usually found in and around construction sites.

Holy crap I really have to take a dump, I can't hold it much longer!

Just go use the portuguese space shuttle that I saw around back.

I guess I don't have much of a choice....

by dariat28 December 12, 2008

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Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup

A Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk is an incredible, but elaborate act, that involves the consent of both male and female partners.
It begins with the male performing anal sex with the female, finishing inside of her ass, and then using his bare hands to expand her anus hole, proceeding to pour fresh seawater (simply water with salt added to it afterwards works), into it, making a flesh bowl of semen and salty water. The male then proceeds to fit an entire codfish inside of the female's anus, shoving it in as far as possible, and shitting all over the codfish, pulling it out, and feeding it to the female.

Luke: Hey guess what I did yesterday with my girl?
Mike: What'd you do, man?
Luke: I gave that bitch a Portuguese Codfish Slam Dunk Chocolate Soup!
Mike: Damn, I wish mine would let me try that with her!

by Furgieman December 29, 2016

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