When you're getting your dick sucked before you ejaculate, flip over so your ass is in her face, fart on her, and cum down her throat. And let her marinate in the juices.
My girl came home from a party and wanted to spice up our sex life, so we preformed the portuguese crockpot.
by Hotrod.stay.driven December 19, 2017
It's when a Portuguese man and a woman who both have crabs but decide to have sex anyways so they use pancake mix like medicated powder in an effort to minimize the friction. Afterwards they scrape off the thick goop of seimen/sweat/pancake mix and cook pancakes. *note it is not true Portuguese crab cake if the crab cakes are consumed after the deed is done*
We were low on food this week so my girlfriend decided we would make Portuguese crab cakes. Sarah can really cook.
by Princess Wishamotherfukkawould March 11, 2018
Derrick caught Joel and Herculano take a break from mixing concrete on the job site, and take a portuguese snack break and saw Joel resting on his back, ass up while Herculano squatted over him and took a shit in his asshole.
by Eljeffe11 July 24, 2019
by blackrabbit444 July 28, 2014
When you get a Portugués chick who hasn’t washed or shaved in a month or so, and she spreads her lips and places it right over your nose
Man I was having a great time with this chick til she tried to give me a Portuguese muffin, I swear she hasn’t maintenances that thing in months
by Bimbap July 7, 2021
A Portuguese girl/guy that is hotter than the Portuguese sun but not your girlfriend/boyfriend. You already had a lot of fun together but nothing official. You can't stay away but if you get too close, you will get burned.
Did you also see my Portuguese ting at the beach today? I couldn't look away and had to go into the ocean in order to cool down again.
by malandro110 November 25, 2021
My virgin sister tried to break herself in with the great Portuguese challenge but she said she couldn't feel it.
by Big portigee February 12, 2022