porkenstein

Someone who is clever, yet obese.

"That dude is cool but he's a bit of a porkenstein'

by Benni & Jecky February 16, 2007

Pockey

A gathering in which one tosses a tennis ball in the air or possibly hits an opponent and the fellow participants scatter in a frantic sense of excitement.

Y’all lets go play pockey

by Gaza5eva June 5, 2019

Porgey

A handsome, caring, beautiful man who is very much loved. An affectionate nick name for the love of ones life.

I love you, Porgey boy! You're my porge!

by Jessie July 23, 2003

touchy pokey

Any personal, hand held electronic device that is interacted with by touching or poking by hand. As in an iphone, ipod, blackberry, tablet, ipad etc.

Yo, put that touchy pokey down so we can play touchy feely.

Teacher: OK kids, please refrain from playing with your touchy pokey during instructional time.

Your touchy pokey is vibrating, do you want to get that?

by Ms. Bliss February 3, 2012

Okey Pokey

What you say when you agree with something, in which you follow with a poke.

Guy: Hey, do you want to go get some lunch?
Girl: Okey pokey *pokes him*

by MangoQT January 4, 2010

pokey bum fun

When your girlfriend is away for the night or has dumped you, you simply poke your own arse for pleasure.

gf: sorry, no can do.. im on my period

bf: cool, guess i'd better get the vaseline. Its pokey bum fun for me.

by Ryan J Gallagher December 16, 2008

Porked

When you go bobbing for apples and then someone sticks you in the back with a pork knife

Billy got porked last night at the Halloween party. Poor kid

by DidacticDolphin July 13, 2019