seafood problems

When you have crabs it is also known as having seafood problems.

That boy is scratching so hard down there, I think he has seafood problems.

by Devin September 28, 2004

Ghost Problems

When a user encounters a completely illogical and unexplainable problem on their computer.

Jhype: "Damn"
Sabre: "Ghost problems again?"
Jhype: "I swear that I encounter more ghost problems than anyone in the world"

by Jhype April 29, 2014

You problem

A problem that doesn't not effect me or my peers, and issues that must be solved by the person(s) involved

"I need a ride to work" well that sounds like a you problem

by the original simpy40 January 27, 2017

problemattic

an attic that is impossible to get into and full of filth if you actually can get into it

dad: try again, son
son: do you know what this is, dad? (pointing upwards)
dad: its the attic
son: wrong. its a problemattic

by document handling bastard September 26, 2005

Pobbler

Bite sized fried pieces of breaded potatoe bits and cheddar. A futurama reference to Pobblers, baby aliens that are delicious, because they look very similiar to each other.

I like pobblers in the kitchen.

by packers04 October 14, 2010

high-quality problem

high-quality problem--a situation where a problem is presented which is of little consequence to the parties involved, but none-the-less one which could potentially yield favorable results.

One Fraternity brother to another:
"Man, yeah this mixer last year there were only like five of us there and all of the chi omega's, it was a good time, it was what you call a high-quality problem."

by frattastic friday November 10, 2009

schwag problems

To have extreme trouble finding good weed when all you can find is schwag weed.

I cant find anything but dirt here, so i guess every one in this town has some serious schwag problems.

by Thomas kight January 23, 2008