Porch

To chill outside and have a heart to heart with a homie

Josh: "Hey wanna come over and porch?"

by Sassy Starr May 5, 2017

porch monkey

A derogatory way of referring to Jesse Jackson

That porch monkey thinks he's gonna become president.

by Bob December 17, 2003

porch monkey

A newly defined word via the Clerks sequel: A person who sits idly by watching the world pass them. A bum. A worthless loser.

Randal Graves: My grandmother used to call me a porch monkey 'cause I'd sit on the porch all day starin' at people. It's not a racial slur!

by JudasIscariot July 22, 2006

Poray

One of less than average skill. A half-ass. Usually in reference to aviation.

Oh crap, we've got that Poray on the flight today?

by ChuffAK December 21, 2008

Nut Porch

A phrase used to describe a place to park ones balls on another's chin during the act of a Hum Hum

you never know who you might find on Mikes nut porch

by Iamthebrokeback March 12, 2011

Pocahontas effect

When after a few drinks, you become convinced that if you listen with your heart, you will understand. You listen to conversations in foreign languages with what you think is near perfect comprehension, perhaps even speaking back in the few words you know of their language or of an entirely different one.

Last night, I tried to charm the hot Italian bartender by speaking in Spanglish. What can I say? The Pocahontas effect strikes again.

by dnarcidy July 18, 2010

back porch

A large, curvy womans ass , or the rear profile of a woman with a very generous rear view of her larger than normal buttocks.

Usually associated with the hour glass figure type of woman, where the ass is suprisingly large.

Did you see the back porch on her? The term "back porch" is over emphasized in a conspiratorial tone of voice, to ensure that the listener understands that one is referring to a womans body.

by 415man94102 June 11, 2006