Poptart

One of the many attempts to create an N-word like term to describe white people. Essentially, whenever a white person is acting ignorant or foolish, or simply too white, one may call them a poptart.

Damn, theres more poptarts in here than a fucking kellogs factory!
Imma throw you in the toaster poptart!
Shut up you property-owning, money-having, child-rearing, cracker-ass poptart!

Poptart by poptarts anonymous January 8, 2011

PopTart

basically this is anyone who is considered a space case, twink, or ditz. It is usually referring to girls but it can apply to guys as well. the person must be in high school and must be considered to be one of the "popular" group. this is what the "pop" in poptart refers to. the "tart" part of it is easy: fake, slightly stupid, and annoying. Tart is an old insult so it makes sense here.

That girl is such a PopTart. Why dosn't she ever think for herself?

PopTart by C Star August 3, 2005

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Eat the Poptart

Similar to eating the pizza but in this version it is the female who has her period on top of a poptart and then the person of her choice must eat the poptart.

Dude!! Abby just made me eat the poptart. It was terrible.

Eat the Poptart by Baron von Alfonz Montesquie September 19, 2012