The Prime Poon System

Rather than conforming to the traditional ranking of women on the scale from 1 to 10, the Prime Poon system is a method of ranking women using prime numbers from 3 to 59.

1) HOLY SHIT!!!! THAT CHICK IS A 3!!! EVEN BY THE PRIME POON SYSTEM!!!
2) Eh... I give her about a 37
3) Damn... she like a 53

by crispy429432 March 6, 2010

Poon Hammer

1. The act of hammering a Poon; (V)

2. A long erected object used to hammer Poons; (N)

Where were you last night? I was Poon hammering.

Man, thats a nice poon hammer you have there.

by Jacob Bowman January 20, 2009

Poon Poon

A vagina. A poontang. A beef curtain. A cunt. A twat.

You put the peen peen in the poon poon.

by Junkrocka May 12, 2008

Poon Mongler

One who conquers large and abundant quantities of delicious poon, ie The Creeper or Regis Philbin.

The Poon Mongler claimed yet another victim to his charm.

by poononymous July 31, 2006

poonjab

Military Slang/derogatory: Afghan local national, male.

Go get poonjab and have him build it.

by StupidSGT April 15, 2011

Poon Dong

Ancient 80 year old Chinese gentleman with a Fu Manchu beard looking to get laid, as played by David Carradine in the movie Crank 2: High Voltage.

That Poon Dong is nasty!

by Ricky Verona May 16, 2011

Pooja

pooja is a bad bitch that don’t give a fuck. she breaks brooms when she gets mad and likes to cosplay different accents (scottish, american, indian)

“Pooja! What is this behavior?!”

by *cries externally* March 19, 2019