Poonta

A slang used by many people, it can be anything that you want it to be

"Look at that Poonta over there."
"Get out you damn Poonta!"

by DyNaMo February 18, 2003

Poontangle

Difficult situation caused by an extra marrital affair with a worman.

I found myself knee deep in a poontangle when my wife and my girlfriend met at our annual holiday party for work.

by Nick Colorado January 11, 2010

Poonis

a poonis is the butt because poo comes out of it like pee comes out of the wiener.

i farted out of my poonis and it smells like poo.

by humungo balls February 18, 2003

(The) Poonisher

A man who is renowned for his sexual abilities with women. Mostly, if not always, with two or more women at a time.

person1: Damn! Did you know that Jack is (The) Poonisher?
person2: What!? No way!
person1: Yeah, he slept with every girl in Biology!
person2: omg.

by Bentley623 June 23, 2011

poontango

After a good fuck and your partner is asleep, you may commence poontango which is basically any act of which you taking advantage of the female private parts while she is asleep. i'e. using as a plate, fishing, tasting, prodding or in kinky circumstances, slicing, biting or stabbing.

lissie: oh that was great, i'm real tired, you dont mind if i just fall asleep do you? what will you do?
Charles: Probably commence poontango, but dont worry i'll be fine.
lissie: well ok th- ZZZZZZZZZZ.
Charles: (to himself) W00t

by Infadibulum January 19, 2009

Poontang

Derogatory term used for the female genitalia, often coupled with the word "pie" to form "poontang pie." Made Popular by former professional wrestler and current actor Dwayne "The Rock" Johnson.

Woman: "And what can I get for you today, sir?"
Man: "How about a piece of pie?"
Woman: "Pie? What kind would you like?"
Man: "I'll take some of your poontang pie!"
<Woman slaps man>

by catwhiskey April 18, 2006

Pooniting

When you put an object into your vagina to store it. Similar to the keister, but with a vagina.

"Tomorrow, on my trip from Columbia, I know my ass will already be full so I will have to try pooniting it the extra bags of cocaine!"

by bangkokbananahammock May 30, 2015