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Poohard

A poohard is when an erection occurs after poo rubs up against one's sphincter. In so doing, causes a poohard. This is similar to a boner. However it is cause by poo.

A poohard is related to its distant cousin. Peehard.
Johnny had a spontaneous erection, but then he realized he only had a poohard. So he got rid of the poohard by using the bathroom.
by Adonnus Hilarious June 1, 2021
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poobaby

to say someone has excreted or to affend them. If you say sum one is a poobaby it means there mum is a poo or slightly constipated, therefore a mum joke...vo
'you stood on my poobaby'...meanin you stood on my excretion/ chlid
by Joely Smith November 10, 2006
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poobarb

Poo on the end of a barb wire stick.
To 'poobarb' someone you put said stick into an oraphis of the human variety. The human will undoubtably cry ' POOOOOOOOBARB'
by Laura Yates September 16, 2007
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pooarty

John was being a real pooarty at Jill's birthday party.
by kflor November 12, 2009
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Ponharath

Giving, puts his significant other's needs before his own, hardworking, smart, sometimes funny and sometimes grouchy...but overall very loving.
Ponharath is a great husband, he cooks me dinner every night.
by MLDB February 4, 2010
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Pohailani

Is a chill on the real, no drama for ur mama, keep the good times rollin kinda chick!!! A social butterfly from heaven... wings of humor and grace!!!
Dang its boring we should go get pohailani'd!!
by honay honay March 3, 2010
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Poodah Swag

Walking Around Wearing Any Combination Of Track Pants, Buddas, Polo Top, Slides, And/Or T-Shirt.
I saw this little Indian kid today walking around looking like a clown in some track pants, buddas, and a polo on ... straight poodah swag.
by Mugh Skeemz June 7, 2011
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