poofarter

Describes someone that performs the past-tense verb 'poofarted' and the noun 'a poofart'.

A person that farts and poos at the same time.
Said person can also have farted, then followed through with a chunky turd-sausage.
Can also be a derivative of somebody that forces a poo out, and does un-planned farts mid-kernel.

"He's a poofarter"

"I'm a poofarter!"

"I thought I could sly a quick trump, but I poofarted & had to run away"

"Dan crapped his trousers, therefore, I declare that he's a poofarter. His underpants are proof."

by Joetron September 6, 2009

pooftenth

Slang for an extremely short period of time

It'll only take a pooftenth to have it finished

by David Arnott September 2, 2003

poofter

One who is unusually fruitful.

That limp wristed waiter or hair stylist.

by Bourne April 10, 2002

Poofa

This is a term that refers to the big bulge that obese people have around their bladder area. It sometimes can look like two big balls of greasy fat. It must be lifted up when engaging in any type of sexual activity and can crush the partner if they are not carefull.

Daaaaamn that's a HUUUUGE BITCH. She has a nasty ass poofa dude. It's pertruding. fuck

by __trumpet__ April 22, 2009

poofter's death

Death by aids or buggery related incidents.

Poor old Freddy Mercury, looks like too much love killed him after all. Still, if you live a poofter's life, you can expect a poofter's death.

by aaaaaron G December 10, 2009

pooface enchilada

a bitch made nukka you would never kick it with. one who incessantly poops all over the party and/or gathering. additionally, one may engage in pooface enchilada activities (pea) in any sort of social environment. typically those who like pea all over the place are unaware that others are bothered by this sort of behavior.

"Rosie O'Donnell is the biggest pooface enchilada in Hollywood." - Donald Trump 2007 (direct quote)

by abagg January 31, 2007

poofter bitch

Lesbian. Used prediminently by older Eastern European migrants with a low grasp of English.

You know why she's not married? Because she's a poofter bitch.

by the trick March 3, 2009