A mental Facebook Friend Request you have for someone but won't send it. You get paranoid that they don't like you because they have not requested to be your friend first, so you avoid sending them a friend request all together.But it doesn't stop there, you still think about sending them a friend request if you guys had a great conversation or they seem to really like you, BUT you still avoid sending the friend request. Why? Because you don't want to deal with the awkwardness of them denying your friend request. Because then that will just prove they don't like you, and you see them everyday and that would make things incredibly awkward, causing you to be even more paranoid when you see them.

Person 1"I have known David for a year, I see him everyday, but I haven't sent him a friend request."
Person 2"Just send it, it's not a big deal."
Person 1"Ya but what if he denies it?"
Person 2"Oh ya true, that would make things really awkward."
Person 1"What the hell do I do? I Fucking paranoid!"
Person 2"Just don't send it."
Person 1"OK, back to square one."
Person 2"You have what I like to call a pending paranoia request. It's very common, you're not alone. You can get help for it."

Pending Paranoia Request by KatilinaFeva September 25, 2011

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pea podding

gathering a group of people and sticking as many as you can in a sleeping bag and seeing what happens.

julian pea podded with several hot chicks.

keith once went pea podding with his nana

pea podding by keithdabeast October 21, 2010

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poncing

Used by a British friend of mine in the sense of dawdling, especially, engaging in displacement activities to avoid the task at hand.

Stop poncing about and get back to work.

poncing by FloridaWordsmith March 3, 2014

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cock pounding

intense masturbation making a lot of noise

I was giving myself a vigorous cock pounding

cock pounding by clitlickericious December 15, 2008

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