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poked in the nuts

A technical term describing a piece of software or hardware which has failed in spectacular fashion.
Steve: Hey Matt, how come I can't get to the urban dictionary?
Matt: Fuck, looks like the the god damn router is poked in the nuts again.
by Sambosa June 24, 2005
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poke the pie

Where an individual (male/female) inserts, either purposely or accidentally, a part of their body into someone elses fanny.
Mell accidentally poked Jess's pie.....

Noooooooo don't poke the pie
by Victor lololol December 25, 2007
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Poesprop

Derived from Afrikaans and means "Tampon".
That guy is such a poesprop!
by buzz777 April 16, 2009
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midnight poke

the act of banging your mate after he/she's been sleeping for a while
Jack jumps into bed for a midnight poke with Jill
by IsmailRules May 31, 2006
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Prius Poke

Similar to the game "punch buggy" the PRIUS POKE involves a light poke to the person next to you upon seeing a Prius. The same finger must then used by the poker to PRIUS POINT to the car that inspired the POKE. If however, you accidentally PRIUS POKE for a non-Prius (ex: Honda Insight) then the poked party may double poke back in response. However if the offending car is found to actually BE a Prius, a single, four finger poke is allowed as recompense. Additionally, a double poke is allowed if you are driving IN a Prius and you see the SAME colored Prius as the car you're in.
Two friends drive along. The driver pokes the passenger.

Passenger: "Hey man, what was..?"

The driver points to a silver Prius parked a block away.

Driver: "Prius Poke."

Passenger: "It better be. Or I will double poke your shoulder a new frickin' hole."
by Erroll Flint January 2, 2011
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facebook poke

A communication option on Facebook that allows users to say hello to or show interest in a friend without having to go through the tedious process of crafting coherent sentences in order to express one's self.

The Facebook poke is especially useful in the process of overanalyzing a potential romantic interest's feelings about you based solely on impersonal online interactions.
Stan: I Facebook poked Wendy two hours ago, but she hasn't poked me back yet!

Kyle: That sucks - I guess you're going to have to find a different prom date.
by E_Rochester June 28, 2010
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Poesndonu

Polar Bear In Distress Founded By Lloyd And Jamex
Poesndonuuuu! or listen to sound clip
by Jamex February 4, 2006
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