Poke and Rub

Rubbing a girl's sholders well penatrating her from behind.
Giving a massage well banging a girl from behind aka the poke and rub.
by Paul Quarterpounder August 25, 2006
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poke smot

i poke smot every day
by ozzy October 14, 2003
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facebook "poking"

1. Act of flirtation between a poker and a pokee.
2. Sexual innuendo for having sex
Example 1: Hey me and this cute chick are facebook "poking" each other right now. Think she likes me?

Example 2: Hey that cute chick I'm always talking about is getting some facebook "poking" by me, if you know what I mean. She wants to keep "poking" me.
by PNDA December 20, 2010
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poke war

A back and forth battle utilizing Facebook's poking mechanism.
Ben will never win the poke war.
by Corrina March 07, 2007
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Poking the Beehive

Intentionally bent on causing trouble regardless of the consequences.
I think we should stay out of the Middle East. We're only poking the Beehive.

George Bush is a jackass. He treats the beehive like it's a piñata.
by Tumbleweed April 10, 2004
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turtle poke

When you poop peeks out of your asshole.
I got a gnarly turtle poke when I grunted.
by Dan August 10, 2003
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poke smot

a slang phrase for smoking marijuana, coined by switching the first two letters in the phrase "smoke pot" in order to somewhat conceal your intentions
Guy 1: Yo u got any plans tonight?
Guy 2: Nah, not really probably just gonna go poke some smot
Guy 1: Nice, id b down to poke smot tonight
by Pseud O Nym October 25, 2009
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