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Puddle pounder

When you finger blast her until she's drenched and you slap your dick against it to splash it everywhere.
Oh man I had the best puddle pounder last night. She got so wet and I splashed it everywhere with my dick!
by DauntingMeerkat February 13, 2021
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Puddle Clarity

When you step into a puddle, fall into another dimension and immediately want to move to a warmer, dryer location.
I moved from Canada to Florida after an ass kicking of puddle clarity.
by Cfab97 February 11, 2022
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Paddles up

Term used When life or an event is going good or your goals are met or exceeded
Cole said “Paddles up” because he took huge amounts of pre workout and hit a PR in the gym
by JACK CARRUTH May 1, 2022
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Salt Puddle

A puddle of water that is remaining after the roads were recently salted leaving a salt water filled puddle, that has the ability to add white scum to your automobile. This commonly occurs on Pittsburgh streets during the winter.
Oh shit I just drove through a salt puddle
by pixburghz finezt March 27, 2009
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avenue poodles

(n.)& (adj.) Beautiful females, who are well dressed in expensive or expensive looking clothing, as in women you would find walking down 5th Avenue in New York City. These women are gorgeous, but often embody the snobby attitude that comes with wealth and privilege.
Yo son, check out these avenue poodles struttin' our way. The blond one is sexy as hell, but I bet she won't give me the time of day.
by the Trife Life December 11, 2009
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cactus paddles

The prickly lips of a pussy, which is in need of a shave.
Dang Amy's got some ripe cactus paddles.
by Justro January 6, 2011
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Cum Poodle

When you cum so much you can literally make a poodle out of it.
"Dude, how was jenny last night?"
"She was so great, I laid a cum poodle on her chest"
by resguy638 May 13, 2016
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