poaty

Intense swelling of the lower abdomen from fluid or gas entrapment usually resulting in horrific bowel release.

Can't tonight dear, I'm feeling a bit poaty.

by Woofa Johnson June 14, 2006

poatology

The study of poat

The poat inflicted man was studied by the poatology studing professor

by Poater's helper February 7, 2009

Poat

A boat which has been converted into a pub

Let’s go to the poat for a beer!

by BrizzleDan February 8, 2019

Poaching

the immoral actions of an adult male who dates and buys things for teenage girls to seduce them into sex.

John got his ass kicked from the father of that teenage girl he was poaching.

by Maxwell July 3, 2004

Poach

To scroll through someone's Facebook friends to see if there is anyone you might (kinda) know to add as your own friend

I poached my old roommate from Mike's friends today.

I'm bored with my friends, I'm going poaching today.

That guy John from your party poached me yesterday.

by ledbyrain January 13, 2009

Bella Poarch

Bella Poarch is a tiktok hoe who buys followers every one hour.She is 21 years old who acts like a 12 year old.She is jealous of Charli D’Amelio followers.She gets some followers just for shaking her head.

(Friend)Hey isn’t that Bella Poarch?
(Me)The hoe yeah😹🙄

by Dino_nuggy September 22, 2020

poath

a substitute word for 'shit', to be used when in public, or when swear words do not seem appropriate.

"Did you see Debbie's hair last night- It was so poath!"

by sammmyjay October 23, 2009