1. A plastic Mjölnir is a person who wears a Thors-hammer (Mjölnir) who calls themselves a Heathen, Pagan, or Viking that has zero working knowledge of the culture, rituals, or belief systems of either paganism, heathenry, or Viking History. This person usually renames themselves Ragnar Lodbrok, or Bjorn (for males), and renames themselves Lagertha or shield maiden (for females). 2. A person who is a rhodes scholar when it comes to Hollywood and TV Vikings but, possesses zero actual historical knowledge on the subject.
Everyone wants to do Viking shit until its time to do viking shit then its all "Violence is scary ,and mean words hurt my feelings." they are nothing but a bunch of plastic Mjölnirs .
by Aufaffe August 6, 2017
Get the Plastic Mjölnirmug. by walmu May 22, 2022
Get the Shredding Plasticmug. When you give a blow to a guy with a condom on.
So you don't get skeet in your mouth.
AKA Plastic wind, CoBlo,
So you don't get skeet in your mouth.
AKA Plastic wind, CoBlo,
by ilysilly January 10, 2008
Get the Plastic windymug. by E Flamingo September 26, 2008
Get the paying with plasticmug. Aspiring pretentious folk in the older generation who aren't that rich but love to think of themselves as upper middle class and associate in posh circles despite not having the millions in the bank, not knowing anyone called Rupert and rarely wearing burgundy trousers etc like Giles in gogglebox. They make up a significant portion of the money-grabbing-commie-fearing elderly electorate
Your dad voted tory fearing commies were gonna steal his life savings?
Yeah, typical plastic toff who actually believes he's rich enough for the rules of the super rich to apply to him
Yeah, typical plastic toff who actually believes he's rich enough for the rules of the super rich to apply to him
by GrumpyTorySon December 14, 2019
Get the Plastic toffmug. Verb. When a novice or inebriated person attempts to play the drum kit for the video game Rock Band or Guitar Hero, but misses the drum pad entirely and hits only plastic.
by AL9000 January 24, 2009
Get the Whacking plasticmug. a sexy person who looks sexy only on the view and it is feared that he/she would get dirty or lose the sexiness if touched.
by samthephenomenon November 8, 2009
Get the plastic sexymug.