pickled queef

A vaginal flactuation that has been sealed and stored in a mason jar, to be released or examined at a later date, like a fine wine or scotch, the longer you age it, the better the results.

It's Easter Sunday! Today would be a good day to open up one of Grannies pickled queefs we have in the fruit cellar

by Dr Cocknballs September 29, 2009

Pickle Butt

Shoving a Cucumber up your ass and leaving it there for so long that it pickles

"Yo Jerry you smell like you got Pickle Butt"

"Did you here JJ got Pickle Butt

from the gym coach last week?"

by monkeyboysusa June 24, 2017

pickle dick

an infected penis, covered in genital warts. (from the latin term bumpus cockerus).

if you don't want pickle dick, wear a hard hat before entering a cum dumpster!!

by John546 May 21, 2007

tickle my pickle

to give a handjob think about it

erin tickled my pickle for a nickel

by bud March 30, 2005

Pickle Park

Usually referred to as a Rest Area or Rest Stop along interstate highways where men sit and wait for truckers looking to get off.

I cruised the pickle park last night for several hours looking for hot truckers to suck

by Aloysius79 April 16, 2019

pickled

To be in a confused state of being. Not focussed. A frame of mind induced by excessive intoxication by drink or drugs.

What was I just talking about? Uh? Sorry maaaaaaan, I'm feeling a little pickled.

by Ancharlavy May 13, 2005

Silly Pickle

Someone who is so ridiculously silly they are mistaken for a pickle

"Oh John you wanker, your such a silly pickle :"

by TayFTW October 18, 2008