green club penguin

a literal chad. everybody wants to fuck them. they typically work in the pizza plaza. a common nickname is a sex machine

i just fucked a green club penguin, it had such a juicy rooster

by ChiefTheChad April 28, 2021

PINGUSH!

A variation of PINGAS! Spoken with a bizarre twist to imply humor and/or insertion into the AINGUSH! Must be spoken as an exclamation regardless of placement within a sentence.

TOUCH... MY... PINGUSH!!!

Do not MOLESHT! my PINGUSH!

I want to put my PINGUSH! into her AINGUSH!

by Saint_Sinner August 7, 2011

Penguin

1. A small, black and white, sexy aquatic flightless bird.

2. A rich guy who wears a tux everwhere..one whose ass must be kicked.

3. An idiotic character from the TV show Batman, who makes long ass schemes such as "i burn you slowly with a magnifying glass" to kill people instead of just shooting their ass. He has his very own asshat

1. That penguin was too busy being swarmed by women to talk to.

2. I kicked that penguins ass and stole his girlfriend.

3. Trever Clement is almost as gay as the Penguin.

by :D October 31, 2004

Slippery Penguin

When a man's "penguin" becomes so slippery due to liquids-oil, water, semen, saliva, etc.- that females have difficulty operating upon the phallus.

"Ah man dude, I had such a Slippery Penguin last Night that that bitch slipped off like twenty times"

by Mr.Slippery April 30, 2010

penguish

the agony felt by flightless birds

the bird felt penguish as he began to fall towards the water. the ostrich had torun do to being flightless. penguish was felt through gravity

by Amanda Guardian February 16, 2009

Slippery Penguins

One of the most legendary Last Shelter alliances there ever was

Your team is so good, they almost as good as Slippery Penguins was!

by Coys86 July 15, 2020

penguins taste like babies

This is only true when you eat baby penguins.

I eat women's clothes.

by Kung-Fu Jesus May 3, 2004