One Phelps 

The amount of anal lube needed to have anal sex.

Created on Fark.com in thread about Fred Phelps of the Westboro Baptist Church.

Hey buddy could you give me one phelps of lube I want to have sex with this guy over here.

One Phelps by aka_mrcam May 6, 2008

the phelps 

An intense reaction to victory or success, characterized by a flexing of the entire body and delivery of a primordial scream.

Roughly equivalent to:
"I trained my whole life for this moment and all my dreams are coming true" or
"No one will smash us!"

Inspiration: Micheal Phelps at the 2008 Olympics after beating the French in the 4x100m relay

Tom just rocked that econ exam!!! He then walked out of the building and did the phelps!!

the phelps by bigswimkid April 11, 2009

Dirty Phelps 

The act of putting a swimming cap on one's head and divin head first into some monster tang. Named after the part time Olympic swimmer, full time sex crazed maniac, Michael Phelps. Goggles are optional, but highly recommended.

Just remember, always heat up the pool before you Dirty Phelps.

Dirty Phelps by Peter Picklepecker February 2, 2013

Owen Phelps 

Poor just very poor he's super poor and has no friends

Poor is the definition of Owen phelps

Owen Phelps by D,skkskdkek May 8, 2016

Michael Phelps face 

A person with a menacing snarl where other people can't tell if the person is angry about something or is just intensely focused on something in their life. Also known as Phelps' face. The inspiration is Michael Phelps grimace before swimming in the 2016 Olympics. Michael Phelps, Phelps, 2016 Olympics, swimming, USA Olympic Swim Team, gold medal swimming

I was in the locker room changing and said hi to the guy sitting across from me and he looked up and gave me a Michael Phelps face and then resumed getting dressed. I wonder what stick was up his butt.

Michael Phelps face by joecoolthefool September 3, 2016

Mikey Phelps 

Best DJ In New York City. Defining lit moments everyday, and providing happiness to all people.

Mikey Phelps is Lit. Mikey Phelps is a good person. Period.

Mikey Phelps by Mikey Phelps March 6, 2019

Colson Phelps 

Colson is a guy who no one would want to let go of , he is an amazing friend who will put himself in your shoes to try and help .he can be rude at times but only to the people who hurt the ones he loves . He can be amazing in bed but often only gives his all to the one who deserves it.he is very outgoing and playful .he has a very soft heart and will try to make anyone happy even if it breaks him down,he is a full on romantic with the right person and will never let you down.he is the type of guy your parents will be glad you met because he is loyal,trustworthy and an amazing friend but just don’t piss him off .

Friend1 : my mom won’t let me go out with Kevin .
Friend 2: well obviously his not Colson Phelps

Colson Phelps by Flufflepuff March 15, 2019