prevert

a pervert who has yet to reach puberty or still acts in prepubescent way

That 5-year-old prevert looked in the girl's window as she undressed.

by thegestalt June 11, 2004

peever

Rich kids from up the hill in Los Angeles

The party was the shit but peevers kept trying to sneak in

by Chef Leiru November 5, 2004

closet pervert

closet pervert - noun - Ebisu on Naruto

Naruto: Ahhgg!! Why are you here?!

by Magik November 26, 2004

prevert

A softcore pervert. Someone who is at the early stages of becoming a "pervert" later in life. They might do things that other people around them consider 'naughty-minded' or 'off-taste' for the current situation.

He was drawing naked women on his school homework, the little prevert.

by Palidori June 12, 2004

perve

Alternate spelling of perv and more common in the UK. Often used by people into BDSM, etc. to describe themselves when in 'friendly' company.

It was good to go out with some fellow perves

by Uncle Whippity December 24, 2003

Prevert

A prevert is a person who pre-empts a pervert by doing to the pervert what they would have done to them, e.g. when a ballerina takes an illicit sniff of a foot fetishists loafer or when a child rapes a paedophile

"Mrs. Robinson? Mrs. Robinson? Hi, I'm sorry to have to tell you this but your son Billy molested me last night. Molested me badly."

"Oh my god! Billy did?"

"Yes I'm afraid so."

"Hey, wait a minute, aren't you that paedophile that just moved into the area?"

"Err...yeah...Frank's the name. But I didn't initiate anything, I swear to god."

"Oh that's just mummy's little prevert taking matters into his own hands. I mean, you would have done it to him wouldn't you? Wouldn't you pervert?"

"Yeah...yeah I suppose I would."

"You have to wake up pretty early in the morning to surprise my Billy!"

by H.S. Willsy August 25, 2011

perversularity

The combined perversion of two filthy minded persons in close proximity causing a perverted singularity.

I'm worried that the combined perversion of you two, plus such close proximity, could end up causing a perversularity.

by okdirdel April 3, 2011