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Penetration Proclamation 

An action in which a large group of males get together and get each other's dicks in their asses to form a line. The line becomes a spiral in which the innermost person busts a nut into the second person. The second person busts a nut in the third person and it keeps going. The semen builds up so much that by the time it gets to the outermost person, all the semen is freed from the Penetration Proclamation, hence the "proclamation" in Penetration Proclamation.
Richard: Hey remember the Penetration Proclamation we all did last weekend?
Dick: Yeah, why?
Richard: There was so much semen that it flooded Billy's house!
Dick: Oh yeah that was fun!
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Penetraded 

When you are trying to spell penetrated but the autocorrect doesn't kick in and you feel like a total fuckin moron.
"Hey man did you take that girl home last night?
Yeah man , I penetraded that booty"
Penetraded by Shmayte November 4, 2020

Pie Penetration 

The sexual act of baking a pie for one's girlfriend, rubbing it on her breasts, and then licking it off. One then places the remainder of the pie in her vagina and has vaginal intercourse with her. Afterward, the girl gives the pie-covered penis a blowjob to remove the mess.
Person 1: What's that pie for? Are you having company over later?
Person 2: No, me and my girl are having some pie penetration when she comes over tonight.
Pie Penetration by Pokerapper April 29, 2011

Precision Penetration 

The required element of accuracy needed when performing such advanced sex techniques such as the flying leap. The true key in life of how to not break ones penis while being a fancy bitch trying to show off.
Jeffrey has been training his precision penetration by leaping across his pool and thrusting his dick through some soft jelly

global penetration

its where you stick your dick in the dirt
the other day i felt super horny so i went outside and had a nice global penetration

wall penetration

Wall Penetration is basically where you fuck someone though a wall into their pussy or ass
Guy1: Wanna have Wall Penetration?
Guy2: What the fuck is that let go of my cock?!

Novice penetrator 

A man who is not skilled at the art of baby making. He is known as the virgin of the group. He usually sucks at both sex and anything of that matter. He gets dumped for his poor performance and is not well liked by most of his partners. He is usually a man packing schmeat but doesn't know how to please a woman. He goes in dry and comes out dry.
Miguel: Yo did you hear that, i heard that Amir hooked up with a girl last night.
Leon: Yeah, I heard he is a Novice penetrator.
Miguel: haha, That is what his ex said.
Novice penetrator by Dejonte Wilkins November 11, 2020