peacockery 

1. Showing off excessively to make oneself look sophisticated, refined or desirable in some way.

That peacockery won't impress me, I'm looking for someone with real skills.

peacockery by Michael Greenhut August 25, 2003

Peacocking it

1. Strutting yourself in a peacock manner 2. being very cocky and acting as though you know it all 3. Essentially acting like a fool 4. Extensive amounts of arrogance

Worker 1: I know everything there is to this project.

Worker 2: Well if we simplified it using this method....
Worker 1: We are doing it my way.

{Mess ensues and the the workers have to clean it}

Worker 2: If you hadn't been PEACOCKING IT we wouldn't have had this mess.

Peacocking it by Critchfield April 12, 2014

peacockable

a person that would gather attention from a member of the same or different sex.

a person someone would want to "show" their feathers too.

Damn, she's peacockable.

peacockable by URVagina May 14, 2011

Petacock 

A unit of dick measurement that is 1,000 times larger than a teracock and 1,000 times smaller than an exacock. People with cocks larger than this are endangered.

The blue whale has a petacock.

Petacock by WhoDatFreshBoi May 20, 2017

peacocked 

To excitedly deliver a piece of news to large group of people only to find they have know about it for two days minimum. Thereby leading them to conclusion you hve been locked in your bedroom for 48 hours with 300cwt of pornography

"Did you know Elton John is apparently gay?" "Sorry you've been peacocked"

peacocked by cupwinkcook July 14, 2004

Peacocking

Peacocking is the action or actions exhibited in the beginning stages of courting. These actions are typically only temporary and exist during "the chase" of a mate. Much like a male peacock displaying his fruitful colors of his feathers to capture the attention of a mate.

For example, Bob, while dating Jane, paid for dinner, brought her flowers & candy, won prizes for her. However, after confirmation of a mutual relationship (boyfriend/girlfriend) all actions taken to impress Jane are now gone. Ergo, Bob was peacocking. courting dating

Peacocking by Sammie27 November 7, 2011

Peacocked 

Back in 1999, members of the football365 football forum (now mostly found at cupwinkcook.com) formed an e-mail group for some of the forummers to send each other the latest e-mail jokes, attachments, etc. in a convenient way.

One member of the group, Peacock (named so after the Leeds United nickname "The Peacocks"), had the rather annoying habit of posting the latest jokes, attachments, etc. after they had already been posted.

This led to the term "Peacocked".

*old joke arrives in Inbox*

"Peacocked"

Peacocked by Peacock July 14, 2004