suit parade

A sporting event with somewhat of a predominant number of corperate exectutives or buisness professionals in attendance.

These days at the Leaf and Raptor games all you see is one big suit parade. Real fans are not welcome anymore

by Crazy Mike666 November 24, 2007

jamal parade

A bunch of niggers running down the street, being chased by cops, cuss they stool some shit

ITS A JAMAL PARADE

by jamal N May 27, 2016

mayday parade

an emotion that is similar to feeling sad, but worse

my girlfriend left me and now i am feeling mayday parade

by miserableatbest February 14, 2022

earthquake parade

Is when someone celebrates like a parade during a small earthquake

haha

person 1: omg obligatory facebook earthquake post

person 2: psh only a 3.1

person 1: way to stomp on my parade, Person 2

Thats earthquake parade

by Mr.Right0987 October 6, 2013

dildo parade

When a group of people take a 8.5 inch dildo around with them bar hopping and have deep throat competitions at various clubs and bars.

Johnzy: "Damn that night was epic! Can't believe we had the dildo parade last night!"

Kelly: " That Stripper thought she could beat Jesse but Jesse went ballz deep during the dildo parade!"

by Papa Smurf blue baller June 12, 2017

Grenade Parade

A group of girls that, no matter how drunk they are, never ever sleep with anyone!!!

Guy: aww man! I think I should just call it a night
Guy 2: Why?! We just got to this bar
Guy: There's a group of girls over there that have pussies closed tighter than Fort Knox!
Guy 2: F**ck! Just what we needed, a grenade parade!
Guy: Yeah, it might as well be a group of nuns! Let's go home a play XBox
Guy 2: Deal!

by neatoguido June 16, 2011

Monkey Parade

A group of black people marching to fight for equality and their rights

There's so much traffic today! Must be because of that Monkey Parade.

by currykillah June 17, 2021