keester parade

a parade of CHICKS with great booties

Man this stretch of beach has so many built chicks, it's a regular KEESTER PARADE

by RUNWAY August 10, 2009

Puke Parade

When some dumbass drinks too much at the party and pukes all over your house

"Damn, that kid went on a puke parade last night, and my house is now the same color as the jungle juice."

by BigBallsBert February 4, 2010

lawnchair parade

1. A redneck party, due to the fact that most of their parties are held in the front/back yard.

2. Any nonspecific group of lawnchairs, particularly during any event where one must bring their own seating.

1. I was at a real southern wedding last night, what a lawnchair parade!

2. Mardi Gras is one of the most common times for lawnchair parades.

by appleinthestew May 30, 2010

Praise parade

1. To noticeably join in congratulations through the pressing "reply all";

2. a compulsion to join in public display of congratulation.

Don had worked really hard to secure the new contract.

Dave was quick to congratulate Don and the rest of the company joined the praise parade clogging up inboxes.

by Gil Sausage November 20, 2010

goon parade

When a large quantity of goon sluts chase you after you take their goon sacks.

Damn nigga run! Here come da goon parade! Hide dat mo fuckin goon nigga.

by shaddshadd May 22, 2011

Care Parade

When more than one nurse pushes their medication cart down the hallway of the hospital ward

There went the care parade to live the dream of saving lives.

by pmedic January 27, 2012

goat parade

n. Any needlessly festive over-hyped celebration put on for the benefit of the organizers rather than the participants. Usually arranged by a government agency or a corporation to show that they are one with the people.

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Why all the bunting and balloons on Main Street? Did we finally win a war?

No. It's another goat parade. We're honoring finger-painters that have made a difference.

Will there be cake?

by gnostic 1 October 7, 2013