plant parent

A person who thinks of their plants the way others tend to think about their pets or children.

With young Millenials seeming like overgrown adolescents, it's a good thing 'plant parents are the new pet parents'.

by TheExpatreneur September 13, 2019

parent or guardian

PC term used mostly at school to prevent the kids whose biological parents do not have custody of them or kids of deceased parents from feeling lesser than "regular" kids.

Teacher: Have your parent or guardian sign this paper and bring it in tomorrow.

Kid: Man, I know my moms signed her rights over to my grandma, but y'all don't have to rub it in my face with this parent or GUARDIAN bullshit.

by Dd_NY November 11, 2009

pakin a fatty

packing your lip so fat with dip that you cant talk or communicate. Usually results in swollowing your fatty and yacking everywhere.

I was pakin a fatty and swallowed it and yacked all over my new ipod.

by Swia February 26, 2011

Single parent

Single parent means the parent is the only parent to the child, responsible for all financial, material and emotional needs. It means there is an absence of the other parent as opposed to a co-parent; meaning that the parent is not the only parent regardless of whether or not they are a couple.

I am a single parent. I have my child 7 days a week.

by sexbeyond40 May 22, 2014

pake

the ingenious mixture between pie and cake. cake baked in a cookie crumb pie crust then frosted.

she baked him a scrumptious pake for his birthday

by gracecar June 29, 2005

parenet

The net for parents

Parenet is so old school.

by Hercolena Oliver January 21, 2010

Wade Parent

A douche. Also can be known as a penid or yeaaaaaaaaaaaah. Has been known to say bunk alot.

a Wade Parent would say:

Yeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeah our service levels are bunk, penid douche yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

by Fritsen January 31, 2010