A game in which you trick someone into masturbating. Most games are played indoors, with the lights out, in which 5 minutes or so into the game the lights are flipped on to see if the person intended to trick was actually yanking his monkey.
Tom: Man we so tricked Jim! We caught him with a load!
Jerry: Dude thats disgusting! Why the fuck were you playing padookie?!
Jerry: Dude thats disgusting! Why the fuck were you playing padookie?!
by ze_penguin June 14, 2009
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Person 1: did u know that guy fingered a dog whilst playing the Jurassic park music?
Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man
Person 2: yea he's a proper paedosaurus man
by Jurassic theme tune lover September 29, 2012
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A teacher that likes to take girls time and waste their breaks on talking about irrelevant things, and is also very sexually attracted to her and is usually an adult.
Take the hint sir?
Take the hint sir?
Me: Omg my math teacher is such a paedophile.
Friend: No he isn't
*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.
Friend: No he isn't
*5 DAYS LATER*
Friend: Nevermind I agree he locked me in his room while pole dancing.
by cheaterfinders April 20, 2019
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"...Honestly, I don't care where you end up from here, but either grow up, or get out of my life.
p.s. just so I'm clear, we were friends, but I don't and never have liked you more than that. Feeling that way about me is pointless, nothing will ever happen between us. Find someone else and be happy!... now let me ask one last thing: how close DID you think we were? I considered you a friend, i didnt think we were as close as it seems you thought we were..."
Becky: Yeah, he sent all that and more in a stupid fucking facebook message.
Sharon: Wow, what a douchebag.
Becky: Yeah, and the sucky thing was that my mom went in and changed my password on my Facebook account because I was grounded and I didn't read this until a week after he sent it when I got my password back. I wish I was still grounded so that I would not have known what he had said.
Sharon: Hmmm, sounds like a message from Pandora's In-box.
p.s. just so I'm clear, we were friends, but I don't and never have liked you more than that. Feeling that way about me is pointless, nothing will ever happen between us. Find someone else and be happy!... now let me ask one last thing: how close DID you think we were? I considered you a friend, i didnt think we were as close as it seems you thought we were..."
Becky: Yeah, he sent all that and more in a stupid fucking facebook message.
Sharon: Wow, what a douchebag.
Becky: Yeah, and the sucky thing was that my mom went in and changed my password on my Facebook account because I was grounded and I didn't read this until a week after he sent it when I got my password back. I wish I was still grounded so that I would not have known what he had said.
Sharon: Hmmm, sounds like a message from Pandora's In-box.
by S[he's] Br[ok]en September 23, 2011
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Roger: It is coming from the Mandalay Bay hotel
Derrick: It that Stephen Paddock
Roger: It is coming from the Mandalay Bay hotel
Derrick: It that Stephen Paddock
by BillJensen1 December 30, 2020
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