Fudge-Pond

A broken, clogged or toilet without water for flushing that continues to be used for #2.

A portable toilet with so much poo that it has absorbed all of the blue water.

"Last night was Taco night at the Bar and the toilet wouldn't flush and people kept crapping in it. It was a serious Fudge-Pond by the end of the night."

"The portable toilets at the concert got so full they were solid fudge-ponds"

by Perpetual_Stiffy December 5, 2011

Sucking Pond Water

Adjective

Commonly used in the field of medicine especially EMS

To be dying or on the brink of death.

By the time we got there she was sucking pond water.

If he doesn't start managing his blood sugar one day we're going to get a call to check on him and he's going to be sucking pond water when we get there.

by The real Mike Wizoski March 12, 2019

Parson's Pond

The Dullest place in the world, home to more alcoholics, druggies, and gamers per capita than anywhere on Earth.

Pondy #1: Man, Parson's Pond is SOOOOOO boring
Pondy #2:wanna go get drunk
Pondy #3: I got some pot.
Pondy #1: will hit that up, then go play COD

by UkuleleMan April 28, 2011

Rocky’s pond

The swampy paradise where teenagers go to swim and +40 year olds go to make out and party like it’s the 90s.

Yo! Me and your mom are going to Rocky’s pond if you know what I mean.

by CharleLeeTruth September 30, 2021

throw stones into a still pond

to disturb the peace.

It does not behove anyone to throw stones into a still pond.

by uttam maharjan September 14, 2012

turtle pond

when you fill someones mouth with cum so much it looks like a pond, your teeth are the turtles

last night i gave your mom a turtle pond

by Mr.Soup November 20, 2013

across the pond

When you pee into a girls umbilicus (belly button) then proceed to ejaculate over the "pond" onto her chest

dude, you're not gonna believe that i went "across the pond" on janet.

by xLGx October 9, 2008