Petting a Unicorn

Masturbating. The act of touching oneself to produce a favorable feeling in the groin area. Usually accompanied by some sort of mental, visual, or audio stimulation to assist in reaching climax.

I could not sleep last night so ended up Petting a Unicorn.

by Baba Bizzle June 24, 2017

petting the pussy

Female masturbation.

Is Shelby going out tonight?
No, I think she is reading 50 Shades of Grey and petting the pussy.

by pussypetter6969 April 5, 2019

Petting my peeve

Another way to say “my pet peeve.” Leaves the phrase sounding a little provocative if you will or if one is so inclined open to interpretation.

Dang it ! shes really petting my peeve tonight!

by Estefuny?yes July 27, 2020

putting the lid on the mayonnaise

Putting a condom on *after* you cum.

“Honey, I’ll be right there — I’m putting the lid on the mayonnaise!”

by no original thoughts April 29, 2022

Putting up the 4's

Putting up the 4's mean you get no play

Desmond putting up the 4's because he gets no play

by anonymous May 30, 2022

Putting up a four and a two

means you get unlimited bitches

He’s putting up a four and a two he gets loads of bitches

by tamalad May 31, 2022

Putting Z's in the Trunk

When you're going down on a girl's butthole and you pass a kidney stone and leave it there. (Without consent)

Damn I can't believe I got away with Putting Z's in the Trunk. Becky is gonna be shitting pebbles later.

by Klownrad May 26, 2023