Perpostrosity

Sex position where the female is reversed on an inflatable exercise ball (in Kama Sutra position the Lotus - legs tucked into one another), and upon her climax, the male kicks the ball as hard as he can.

I am about ready scoop her up and give her athletic ass the Perpostrosity.

by the stewpot messiah November 15, 2011

Perpetual Motion

An incredibly tiring drill for the sport of water polo, in which at no time does a player stop moving in the water (hence the name: perpetual motion). Perpetual Motion, though tiring, can be quite fun if there are a large amount of players. However, without enough people, the players tend to be too exhausted to enjoy themselves, even if getting an extreme workout. At first, Perpetual Motion, also called "Perpet." (per-petch), is a confusing drill to learn, with players swimming all around to different parts of the pool and polo balls being thrown at both nets. Once the drill is learned, it is easy enough to follow though.

Person: Hey! Want to hang out?
Water Polo Player: I'm too tired, I'm gonna go sleep. We did perpetual motion for half of polo practice today.

by elessi11 August 6, 2008

perps

Surfer slang for "perfect".

Have you seen Perps Susie? She's so hot.

That last set was totally perps.

by Chance MaLance April 16, 2011

perpetrate; perpetrator

To inappropriately and unjustifiably wrong another, particularly -but not necessarily- knowingly or maliciously.

Man, that's the second time this month my paycheck was wrong; they need to quit perpetrating!

by K-Wheezle May 25, 2004

Perping

Verb:
A) To leer at someone sexually.

B)To look at someone with sexual thoughts.

C) To act like a sexual perpetrator

Dude, Joy is wearing a low-cut shirt today. When she leans over you can almost see everything - I'm totally perping her.

by El Duce October 6, 2004

perpayackin

Perpayakin is when a person builds up a pontiac car with chevy parts. They are perpetrating that they have an original pontiac so they are perpayakin.

Quit perpayackin your ride. or Someone buying cheap chevy parts because they can't afford pontiac parts.

by Morgan Sevobogohff May 9, 2006

Perpatchual

The interminable process of boot, download patch, apply patch, reboot, download patch, apply patch, reboot ad infinitum that Windows and other software puts you through on a new installation.

I just downloaded the World of Warcraft binary and now I'm in perpatchual hell while it gets up to date.

by nygeek February 13, 2010