bag of peaches

Super wet vagina

She pulled her pickle from a bag of peaches

by DJ the horse August 5, 2017

Perched

So thirsty.

If only Jakie would get the fuck out of here so I could leave for the grocery store and get some mother fucking juice because oh lawdy I am perched.

by Dock13 April 23, 2015

peaches'n'cream

Peaches refer to ass cheeks and cream refers to ass juice.

After that girl went for a jog she came in to the house and just let a juicy one rip -- that's peaches'n'cream.

by Turbo Guy 44 August 21, 2008

Canned Peaches

Salvation. In its purest form.

Frank: Dude, I am so hungry right now.

Johnny: Canned peaches?

Frank: Yessssssss. Thank you, God

by Pi@noguy January 9, 2011

peaches and cream

when you creampie a girl on her period

never eat peaches and cream

by niirvna June 12, 2015

peaches

An alternative word for 'nothing', used by those who defy words of terrible nature such as 'banter' or 'allow'

You mean peaches to me, especially because of the way you have behaved this night!!
By God, I have achieved peaches this night!!

I see peaches in your future, it is likely you shall perish, this night!!
There is a whole load of peaches in your scrotum, my brother has seen to that

by The Lady Boleyn May 16, 2010

peacher

1. owner of largest dick in world 2. blackest man on earth and has killed rhinos with his bare hands.

don't spill juice on the DC floor or preacher will kill you with his monster cock.

by smacky mcgee March 8, 2003