Used to describe a person who self congratulates infront of a group of others in the hopes he will raise his social ranking. In most cases, the self pat is detected and the social ranking of the individual may decrease due to their arogant behaviour.
A self patter is described as someone sends an email to a group of coworkers saying, "Hi guys, I just spent the past two hours working out the bugs in our SQL database; it was really really difficult. Rest assured, i've fixed the issue."
Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.
If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.
Someone in the chain of emails may detect the self patting and send a snarky response email saying, "way to go man!". In this case, the social value of the individual may be descreased and a "bwah" will follow, (see "bwah"). Someone may also mock them with the presentation of a "way to go man" aka "wayty" award.
If the self patting is cleverly disguised, the social value of the individual may be increased.
by BMWM3 August 6, 2010
Get the Self patter mug.Originating in Glasgow, Scotland "night night patter" is when you get to that part of the night when everything that's not funny becomes hilarious, all whilst needing no explanation. Night night patter is usually paired with illegal substances such as acid, ketamine and alcohol.
Night night patter in itself cannot be fully defined, however here are some examples I have come across.
Person one - 'mate look at the state of her, she paints her fucking nails"
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Person one - "Know what I'd love? A nice vegan sandwich and a bit of dick"
Person one - 'mate look at the state of her, she paints her fucking nails"
Or
Person one - "Know what I'd love? A nice vegan sandwich and a bit of dick"
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Shit patter is to say something to try get people to laugh but in fact is not funny at all and will have people slating you for how shit your chat is. Otherwise known as bad chat or a Fraser Hutcheson.
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Paternoed (verb, usually past-tense) -- Slang. To poop, to defecate, to move bowels accidentally or in a situation in which it is least desired. To crap oneself, i.e. moving bowels when wearing a garmet. Named for the legendary Penn State head football coach who was forced to leave in the middle of a big game to use the facilities. He returned after halftime wearing different pants and later said only that he had 'flu-like symptoms.'
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Get the Paternoed mug.After hearing or witnessing something that would normally get a person upset, it is the act of turning the other way and pretending like it never happened.
Guy #1: So...did you hear that Jim knew that girl was being raped and did nothing?
Guy #2: Yeah, he was busy pulling a Joe Paterno.
Guy #2: Yeah, he was busy pulling a Joe Paterno.
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