one eyed tuna trawler

penis

...his one eyed tuna trawler stood erect...

by Anonymous September 9, 2003

one eyed yogurt slinger

the male peepee in which he jizzes out of his "one eye" (meaning his wee wee.)

"oh man i touched chads one eyed yogurt slinger last night"

by latisha bonquiqui December 13, 2013

one eyed dwarf hamster

A very hairy penis, often confused with an actual dwarf hamster.

Travis has a one eyed dwarf hamster, it's so adorable.

by Magikpineapple April 29, 2014

one eyed toilet snake

Another word the appendage hanging from between your legs (if you are male}) and also the appendage from which the all-important, pee-storing balls hang from.

Hey Vanessa, I know you love snakes, so I thought you might want to take a look at my one eyed toilet snake.

by xXx_69JewSlayer420_xXx January 6, 2018

One eyed gut shovel

Fully raging erect broad headed vascular penis.
Note: Can be used heterosexually or homosexually

I want you to come over and sit on my “one eyed gut shovel”.

by ShagginWagon’s May 16, 2021

One eyer

When you eat something that is too tart, and you can't help but close 1 eye.

While having a salad with dried cherries, I bit into a tart cherry and it caused me to have a one eyer.

by anonymous July 17, 2022

polishing the one-eyed bishop

Male masturbation

Freddy was late for Junior High, again, he must have been polishing the one-eyed bishop.

by CelVal December 1, 2013