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mass or gas

the game played when one does not know the rumblings of the colon ismass or gas. one can choose mass, and tighten the sphincter and wait to go to a safe location or one can choose gas and releasing the floodgates, thus either farting or shitting their pants. months of ridicule may ensue as well as violence if done on a road trip
I was on my way to phoenix and the rest stop was closed so i decided to play mass or gas. i lost and shit my pants.
by tubanerd2007 March 29, 2010
mugGet the mass or gasmug.

Gas cunt

An Irish slang term for “Funny guy

Often heard in North Dublin
Eg: “Did you hear your man James down in the pub last night, he’s a gas cunt that fella
by CharlieHarper216 May 7, 2020
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Gas and Pass

When one silently farts and walks away to let the rest of the group rot in the stenchy smell of his ronchy gas.
Dude! Did you just gas and pass?!
by MacGruver August 19, 2010
mugGet the Gas and Passmug.

Anal Gas

Damn that boy got some anal gas,
He got dat natural gas up his ass
by John Cheese Meluch April 15, 2019
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ga jun

ga jun replaces any adjective, verb, noun, adverb, and pronoun that can be used in any situation.
" i just ordered some ga jun from the deli"
"wow that ga jun is so big"
"oops i dropped my ga jun"
"ga jun cut his ga jun with a ga jun"
"my ga jun had an accident"
"lets meet in your apartment so we can ga jun"
"did you ga jun her already?"
"hey mike pass the ga jun for my burger"
"wow this math hw is super ga jun"
"we must clean up, my gajun is coming"
by gajunlao October 26, 2009
mugGet the ga junmug.

Bastard Gas

Pejorative of "Butane", the inflammible agent used in lighters. Coined by Hank Hill when someone so much as suggests that it has as much use as propane.
"BOBBY! Don't be playin' around with that Bastard Gas!"
by Trey4Life July 22, 2009
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gas line

Gas line: crossing the stage in a new romance when one feels comfortable enough to rip off a roaring, smelly fart."
"Billy and I crossed the gas line in bed last night so it must be love."
by I.M. Salmon August 28, 2009
mugGet the gas linemug.

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