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oscar

The cutest kid in highschool no homo, gets all the chicks with his anime powers. oscar may be burned up but his 2 inch always gets succed by the thicc blondie. Oscar gets 90 dollar haircuts and is always flexing on people like jesus and gael making them feel poor. oscar also has soft cheesy toes to suck
barber: wassup oscar
oscar: nun much cutie
barber: what kind of cut would you like
Oscar: have you ever seen the mountains in rancho Cucamonga
barber: SAY NO MORE FAM
by MR____spaNKY June 25, 2018
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oscar

the one who is always sexy and must be rhian's boyfriend
Oscar you are hot
by Oscarwithnumber October 12, 2017
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Oscar

Short illegal mexican who doesn't pay taxes who usually well be stopped at the border multiple times
by BeastMaster64 yuh August 8, 2018
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Oscar

66 centimeters unknown species.
Oscar"How tall am I?"
You"You're 66 centimeters and an unknown species.
by Bolluminati December 11, 2019
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Oscar

The human embodiment of everyone know disability
by AdamMandanda123 September 9, 2018
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Oscar

Oscar is a faggot who has no life and is also trying to get me to tie a noose for him so he can rape me in my sleep. please if you meet a oscar tell him to fuck off and then find his home and shit on his pillow when he is not look!!! if he is sleeping and has his mouth open or closed. his face is a good spot to shit on
Person 1:hey whats your name
Oscar: Hi im Oscar
Person 1: ok bye

*person one then follows oscar home and shits in his mouth

Oscar: thank you
Person 1: your welcome
by Huntinghunter06 February 26, 2020
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oscar

1. An extremely sexy hispanic man

2. An extremely ugly American man
1. damn Oscar is one sexy latino
2. damn Oscar is one ugly ass american
by kyro1 October 28, 2017
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