nookser

Nookser (newk ser): The part of a seat belt, harness, or other restraining device that goes in between the legs.

When we took a ride on the sky swing, there was a nookser that prevented us from slipping under the seat belt.

by BlinkingBlythe September 15, 2008

Vegan Noobs

Vegans (mainly members of PeTA) who don't have a slight clue of what's going on or getting thier facts twisted,warped or distorted without hearing the truth.

Clint:I heard PeTa is claiming that people could get Swine Flu h1n1 by eating Pork!

Deadora: WHAT!?!? Those PeTA protesters are a bunch of Vegan Noobs!

by BruinKiller3469 May 20, 2009

Noose

someone who makes you feel like you want to commit suicide every time they speak, conjuring the image of them being the noose tied around your head as you are about to hang yourself

wow jacob is being such a noose today

by darsenbrindel January 25, 2011

noobsnack

Over-powered weapons in online multiplayer games that noobs like to use.

"OMFG will you noobs lay off the noobsnacks? Your fat alredy!"

by The Anti-noob May 10, 2005

noop noop

a butthole.

by Anonymous November 21, 2002

a noose

another term for your asshole; often mixed up with the item used to hang yourself

I have to shit so bad my a noose is about to explode.

by hold up and hold my johnny February 6, 2018

Noons

Boobs, breasts, fun pillows

Would you rather have huge noons, or be fat with no noons?

by mikrs October 21, 2010