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near death experience

Masturbating while hung over, such that your headache makes you think you might have a stroke and/or you feel like you might be having a heart attack, yet you keep going.
"I had such a bad hangover headache I had a near death experience while rubbing one out. But once you get started, you have to keep going..."
by Mrjsmith March 2, 2009
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Nebard

Man: "What a Retard!"
Woman: "Nebard not Retard. Didn't you smell him? You've just insulted a whole race of Retards."
by muh? August 19, 2008
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near blizzard-like conditions

Buzz word for any amount of snow.
One flake of snow fell on Concord NH today. Better stock up on the essentials, cuz it's NEAR BLIZZARD-LIKE CONDITIONS...
by Mohanchous January 11, 2008
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Near Beard

The attempt at growing a beard, by somebody who is not fully capable of doing so. Often worn by males between 13 and 20, and are usually composed of peach fuzz or sporadically placed hairs of varying lengths.
Nah man, I'm working on my near beard!
by o ReVelatioN o December 4, 2010
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near vegan

person eating a vegetarian diet that may include minor amounts of "hidden" animal by-products found in packaged foods or animal products that do not result in death of animal e.g. honey
Joe is a near vegan, eating mainly plant-based foods while not sitting down with a brick of cheese.
by Usern789 October 5, 2011
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Nehad

The word Nehad is originated from the Emirates. Nehad means a ruler, hailed to rule your heart.

He is also said to conquer people's hearts. Nehad also means a ruler who does too much for the women in his region. He respects them a lot.

Apart from this he has a charming look and can melt anyone by his wise words.
He has a good sense of humor and can write wonderful poetry.

An extremely attractive man who can protect you would be a shirt meaning.
I wish I find a Nehad for my life.
by Yael Shelbia March 10, 2021
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Neha

Another name for Nehoe. Funny little girl who enjoys chicken.
Neha made Anish buy her some Nando's Chicken.
by Anish February 28, 2004
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