Newark

College town in Delaware where the University of Delaware is. Home to so many hot north Jersey girls and parties you will lose your mind. Also where local Newark, DE thugs hang out, that will punch you in your face, also known as "townies".

"You go to Delaware?"
"Yea, we thought we were cool, but me and my friends just got beat up by some townies."
"They were from Newark."

by stimie bros December 16, 2007

Newbacca

The moment in a young man's life when he realizes that he has amassed a sudden increase in body hair. Usually in unfortunate areas.

Johnny: "I woke up this morning and found hair growing on my shoulders!"
Frank: "Dude, you're a Newbacca - GRRAAAHHH!"

by Royal Cunninglinguist Society January 30, 2009

newbquake

The biggest newb or newbs in the world!

An earthquake is the biggest natural disaster that could occur,
a newbquake is the biggest newb that could be found playing world of warcraft and totally getting pwned!

O MAN i just pwned your fucking ass, get out of my WoW server you f'ing newbquake
*Richie Fresh is a newbquake HAHAHA!*

by MilfHunter July 31, 2005

newb

Someone new at something.Usually a game

not to be confused with a noob

Newb: Where can i pick the bomb.
Expert: I haven't dropped it yet.
Noob: u kawl dat aimin? noob
Expert: fuck off you cant even jump higher

by CSnoob November 14, 2011

newborg

ITS ME MOTHER FUCKER.

GURL ITS A FING NEWBORG

by Dukey255 May 6, 2018

newb sicle

a newb...but worse....very sicleish

stfu noob sicle!
Wow, what a noob sicle

by Jeremiah Matson January 30, 2005

newark valley

Newark Valley, NY is a small town located some what near Binghamton, NY. The town consists of a population with roughly 500 people and 4 last names. Yet still the population of domesticated animals and firearms is far higher that. If you haven't heard of this town, your cousin probably has.

"Why you talking so fine of your cousin? You must be from Newark Valley!"

by Thewhiteblackpoet December 26, 2016