cats named Bob

They typically only have three legs and will ruin your average fortnite session

Braydon’s cats named bob has three legs

by Mike-Ellen November 28, 2023

I named you

When you own someone so hard you put your branding on it.

I named you son.

by Thorntonsarah February 24, 2024

guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher

He his a big poo poo buttface 💩💩💩

"Guys have you heard of this guy named Mr. Smith as a history teacher? He is a big poo poo buttface!"

by Big Santa May 2, 2024

Kid named finger

A braindead image/meme of Mike Ehrmantraut saying "Kid named finger". This is the fusion of the meme of "mikeposting" and the joke "Let's finger paint! Kid named paint:".

"Alright class, today we're gonna finger paint!"

Kid named finger:
mike

by Joe Vamp August 5, 2025

The kid named V

Obviously a tattle tale, flops like a fish, small balls

Gets wacked in the head and holds his balls, that's the kid named V

by Twistyhandles May 27, 2015

That Boi named nijah

The most chill as fuck person you'll ever meet

That Boi named nijah ...well..he is the best person in your life right now .

by Bitch craving July 16, 2016

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day

The day where you can give a nice kid named Dylan $10, right before he gets pummeled

Give a kid named Dylan $10 day is the best idea known to man

by DoubleTroubleGaming February 28, 2020