nammet 

packed lunch - as used on the Isle of Wight

dont eat your nammet now its only 11 o'clock

nammet by PappaHinchMC ! June 16, 2006

Nammet 

A slang term meaning food, used only on England’s Isle of Wight.

Chav 1: Oi bruv you fancy we grab some nammet and a few pints?

Chav 2: Sure mate just finishin up this fag.

Nammet by Rustbelt_Noir October 7, 2019

nammer squat 

A feat most often seen performed by asian males of vietnamese, "bukky", laos, and cambodian decent. It's a unique stance whereby the asian male must first be wearing a sheer Versace shirt, Kappa track pants, and Nike Shox before attempting the aforementioned maneuver.

With a cigarette in one hand and a can of Coors light in the other (or bubbletea if under 14), the asian male will then lower its body, bending deep at the knees and their buttocks no higher than 1 inch from the ground, grass, floor, chair, toilet seat, pool hall stool, arcade stool, table, bus-stop bench, park bench, workout bench, diving board or newspaper bin (yes, it has been witnessed).

With the bent legs shoulder-width apart, the asian male's centre of gravity is perfectly balanced with the extended arms resting comfortably on the knees. the key here is their flat-footed posture which cannot be duplicated by caucasian males, who often need to resort to the less impressive "raised-heels" squat and end up with sore knee joints and weak balance.

When properly executed, the asian male has been known to stay in that position for the duration of an entire rave party, especially when squatting in front of the main speakers with a crew of 20 other asian males. The Nike shox are knowned to be interchanged with a pair of refugee-grade sandals, while a suitable substitution for the Versace shirt can be either Moschino, Hugo Boss, Armani, J. Lindeberg, or D&G. Kappa track pants MUST be worn to correctly perform the nammer squat.

That dude pulled a nammer squat right in the middle of the dancefloor.

Tommy told Tony not to mess with Johnny's girlfriend, so Tony pulled a nammer squat while devising a plan to cap Johnny.

nammer squat by lover of asian girls with big guns September 26, 2006

Nemmett

A person with no spacial awareness, walks into just about everything, also really tired.

man walks into a table: "OMG I just did a Nemmett."

Someone watching: "He just did a Nemmett"

Nemmett by Pauly Pilot November 14, 2010

nammer

Asian of vietnamese background. Nammer girls can be found wearing TNA tracksuits and shopping at aritzia spending their rich nammer boyfriends money. Usualy have medium length layered blonde hair and blue contacts. Most don't reach over 5 feet tall and look the same from behind. Nammer guys are usually slightly taller than their girlfriends and have died blonde bangs and wear size 28 pants. They shop at Boys'co and always pay cash, and are usually not half as good looking as their girlfriends. They drive import cars and live in average houses with grow ops in the basement. They report their income through Pho restuarants and hair salons. Nammers often starts fights with ratios of 5-10: 1. Do not mess with them or you will get chopped. This, of course, is only young nammers. There are no old nammers because they usually all kill each other off by then.

Fucken nammers chopped that other nammers cousins mom's bf, because he looked at him!

nammer by bunnie April 12, 2005

Dag nammit 

When one gets upset at something or someone than decides not to take "the man upstairs" name in vain therefore blurting out "Dag nammit". Also used by midwest rednecks.

Dag nammit Girtrude you done did it again and broke my dang ol' rifle, now how I'm going to catch me some possum?

Dag nammit by Doogie Howser M.D. February 19, 2009

nametard 

A poster who creates a name definition. The disease-ridden detritus of urbandictionary.com

Meat Popsicle #1: Hey, I think (insert first name here) created a name definition on urbandictionary.

Meat Popsicle #2: Yeah, yet another nametard.

nametard by c October 18, 2009