Failed miscarriage

Technically everybody on earth right now.

Person 1: “Jessica is a failed miscarriage.”
Person 2: “Isn’t everyone?”
Person 1: “Oh shit.”
Person 2: “Your a dumbass Peter.”

by A human I guess August 20, 2022

_goddess_of_mischief

MY BESTIEEEEEE LEILAAAAAA

very loved, very much appreciated, i miss u hoe<3 deserves soooo much more than she thinks. i love her. BRO HER EDITS?!?!3?:$1!?// *chefs kiss* i AM in fact her sugar daddy, and if she ever decides to go through with the plan of running away i will be here to help

“ I am in love with _goddess_of_mischief“
“ deadass bro? ME TOOOOO”
*fist bumps*

by sheyla 😩 June 2, 2021

Scott Mayonnaise Miscast

When Mr.Mayonnaise picks someone other than Jacob for the role of Aphrodite in "The Judgement of Paris"

This director pulled a total Scott Mayonnaise Miscast

by rheiohsiidhfsaiofhoeihwiohoirj January 17, 2023

Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody

Anna, the token British girl of the group, destined to become asian... Also destined to change her career choice overnight. Mischa, smoothie bowl and glasses enthusiast, obviously the clear weirdo of the group, constantly misses class for "music lessons", also misses the ball for PE every time. melody, very, very, VERY VERY SHORT, and will drown if placed in the swimming pool (3m deep), and can swim 5m weakly, (teeny tiny) cute kawaii korean aesthetic asian, proud of chinese heritage, part of the lgbtq+ community ;) Angela, the smart, humble person of the group, silently crazy and who loves releasing gas regularly (yum) and loves chewing on carrots. At least it is not just paper (melody... we're watching you).

'Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody are such a weird friend group.... wish I was in it with them'
'Oh, those smart cool people? That's just Anna, Mischa, Angela & Melody'

by bombasticsideeye69 March 2, 2023

Mischa Barton

Hot actress from O.C, property of Jordan Borenstein

A guy got arrested for trying to touch Mischa Barton.

by MiBarlvr April 25, 2005

Miscellaneous Hoodie Doodiness

Random happenings or Random junk

Man I was up in that sneaker store an all they had was a bunch of miscellaneous hoodie doodiness.

by Queen V January 5, 2010

mischka

mischka is the most amazing guy you could ever meet, that is, if you ever get a chance to meet one. he may appear slightly shy, but has the best personality when you can a chance to talk to him. extremely good looking, usually one of the best in the school. has the most amazing hair and cutest smile, every girl loves his smile. usually tall, dark hair, dark eyes. his girlfriend would be the luckiest girl alive, literally. a mischka would treat his girlfriend like a princess, no matter what.

mischka.

by coolgalxoxo July 31, 2011