Muck spraying

Shitting into a running fan spraying poop all around to mark territory like a hippo.

I waa totally caught muck spraying my exs room after squatting into her box fan like Escobars cocaine hippos!

by Mitch McConner November 28, 2025

muck ispini

muck ispini
Your fifa team is 'muck ispini'

Derived from the Irish word for sausage 'ispini' and muck meaning 'dirt'

Dylan's Fifa team is muck ispini

by David Constantin December 23, 2025

Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

A politer way of saying to a friend, i'm going to fuck your sister then sloppy jizz over her tits

Dave: Bobby, since you wouldn't make me a brew its Time To Chuck My Muck Over Your Sister's Jubblies

by Greg_the_Smeg February 7, 2019

Bare Muck

The act of going for food with other people. Typically accompanied by a video where you name every person present at the 'muck' and then taking a large bite of whatever you ordered.

Russell: "Lets get it goin' ah?"
Friend 1: "Where are we going?"
Russell: "On a Bare Muck!"
Friend 2: "Oh great, im marved."
Friend 1: "Where's Schaffer?"

by SpicyOiBoi February 5, 2020

Man Muck

Rancid bodily secretions that mingle in the cracks and folds around the male anus, ballsack and chode; creating pungent yet sickenly appealing scratch and sniff opportunities.

Though the cameras of the world were pointing his way, the German football manager couldn’t resist reaching deep inside his trousers to scoop up some of the sweaty discharge that had collected deep inside his arse crack. As he drew his gruby fingers towards his mouth he inhaled deeply, the intoxicating aroma of last nights spunk and this morning’s skid marks filled his nostrils. ‘Who cares about the score when you have all this delicious man muck collecting in your pants!?’ He sighed

by Herbert Schweffe October 30, 2018

Coddy Muck

Horse shit

I was walking down the street and stepped in a pile of coddy muck.

by cruisin gal June 14, 2011

goo goo muck

A double entendre meaning a vampire or a muff diver. Famously used in a Cramps songs bearing the same name.

when the sun goes down and the moon comes up/ i turn into a teenage goo goo muck/ i cruise through the city and i roam street/ looking for something that is nice to eat

by Jasmine Rice January 31, 2005