Monte

If his last name starts with an H he's so freaking sexy and he gets all the girls and his penis if so fucking humongous

Damn montes so freaking hot
Monte sticked it deep in my pussy

by Imtheone101 May 25, 2018

moate

Town in Co. Westmeath, Ireland. Population of about two housand, notorious bottleneck on the Dublin - Galway route

ann: Hey, where do you live?
tom: Moate
ann: That place is a traffic disaster!
tom: yeah but its a great town otherwise and we're getting bypassed!

by mcgg February 25, 2008

Monte

A man of great character and depth with the ability to make the sun shine through the darkest clouds. Friendship and integredy run throughhis veins and truth and comfort are the gifts it shares - always and without exception. If you need something to you can count on, you need a Monte.

"Monte helped me lose my depression!"

by A.n.o.n.y.m.o.u.s.l.y. D.o.g. November 6, 2018

Montezuma's Mustache

A fond relative to the dirty sanchez, Cleveland steamers, and our multicultural favorite, the butthole bindi, a montezuma's mustache only works occasionally, thus it is much more special. When faced with a case of diarrhea, one gently crouches over his or her lover and lets it rip.

Baby, the only thing good about this food poisoning is the fact that we can share our love with a montezuma's mustache.

by jean anyon July 30, 2008

esteban montero

a perfectly round guy. Loves minecraft and likes a new girl each day.

- your typical Fuckboy

Hey Esteban Montero ! Who's the next girl?

by minecraftkid February 10, 2017

molter

To be owned, or otherwise defeated.

Man, he just totally molter'd me!!

by Azareal September 14, 2006

montebon

someone who thinks that they are asian, but in reality, they are actually PI's

(non-asian)

va-gee-gee

a montebon often believes that he or she is good at spanish, but sucks ASS

what she would say

EXCUSEMOI, hip hip

by mikayyyy July 31, 2007