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d.a morrison

A crusty ass middle school. Only ratchet girls who smell like fish and their gross slimy ass boy friends. School can’t even afford paper and the principal is probably a meth addict.
The girl from D.A Morrison wanted to fight again
by Gaylordd69420 October 27, 2020
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tw matthew morrison

something frequently said by duke depp on dukemoose livestreams
by dukesthirdtrashcan March 24, 2021
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Scott morrison

An american agent sent by the money-grubbing cult (publicly known as hillsong) to dismantle Australia and sell everything that is not bolted down to expand your owners' life of luxury (your real owners mentioned by George Carlin in "the big club" narrative) and to lay the groundwork for an upcoming draconian austerity regime headed by peter dutton a-ka spud for the masses with the total mass surveillance police state and all-encompassing government control making orwellian world look like a dreamland. A firm believer in a theory of a golden billion, although will obviously never confirm that until mechanisms which will put that theory into practice will become irreversible. A schemer, a space invader disguised as your average soccer dad, and just a cool and normal person who is always ready to recommend a friendly chaplain when your kids need some "spiritual guidance" to distract them from relentless bullying and make it look like they're being helped (but if you're part of his get-together that is)
How good is Australia? - scott morrison
by how good is corruption? October 13, 2020
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Morris Knolls

The better half of the Morris Hills Regional District
Morris Hills= tons of drugs, ghetto white boys and girls, horrible hockey, football and swimming team, Ugly girls, bad teachers, horrible food.

Morris Knolls= AWESOME hockey team, great swimming team, very good baseball team, pretty good football team(better than hills), good food most of the time, bigger school, hot senior girls, good athletes, good football and baseball fields and you know the rest if you go to MK.

Hills--> Dog Food
Knolls--> Prime Rib
by Paul Newman April 8, 2005
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Adam Morrison

The best college basketball player of 2005-06. Attends Gonzaga University in Spokane, WA. Starting forward, #3, attended Mead High School in Spokane. Adam is the most emotional and intense player in the game. Compare to Larry Bird's shooting style. High release, can score from anywhere on the court. As a freshman, he averaged 10 points per game after not receiving a scholarship to any school but GU. As a sophomore, he averaged 19 ppg. Then as a junior in 2005-06, he averaged over 28 ppg and led the nation in scoring and led the team to the NCAA tournament all 3 years, and the WCC championship all 3 years. Has lost 2 conference games in his career, and has won currently 40 games in a row at home.

He posted better FG%, 3pt%, PPG, and RPG than JJ Redick of Duke, his closest competition for Player of the Year. Adam is a diabetic, but manages to thrive on the court. With his long, floppy hair, thin mustache, and striped tube socks, Adam does not look like a baller, but the 6'8" Morrison puts up huge numbers.

Career high 44 points vs LMU in 2006, 37 in 2nd half on 8-10 three point shooting in that half.
43 points vs UW and Michigan State.
etc.
Did you see Adam Morrison make that game-winning 3 against OK State the other day? Amazing!
by 7620 April 20, 2006
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Morris Complex

When your girl friend is very attractive, only to cut her hair and become very unattractive. Then you are stuck in a situation where you want to break up with her but cannot because you do not want to seem shallow
John, "Man my girl friend cut her hair recently, she is no longer attractive, and I want to break up with her."

Will, "Your obviously suffering from the Morris Complex"
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morrisettony

Irony, viewed through the mind of Alanis Morrisette.
Man, he got a death row pardon two minutes too late. Isn't that ironic?

No, it's not fucking ironic you illiterate cunt. It's morrisettony, or, if you're not retarded, coincidence. God you're stupid.
by English-speaker September 11, 2007
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