The Mon(k)ey

when you feel empty inside and you go outside and spend money on things you don't need

you experience a short lived rush or high only to be followed by regret, shock, disgust. similar to drug use and addiction. the brain's stimuli are the same.
"Its insane what happens when i am let loose at the mall and experience The Mon(k)ey.

by Krkič September 19, 2020

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Mon

Span of 3 months and 46 days

I once went on a trip for mon.

by Elephantearieswithascorpiomoon December 29, 2020

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Mon-Ica

Believed to be an entity originating from Latina America, Mon-Ica, was believed to be a goddess who blessed households with fertile lands and a good harvest. However, upon further investigation it was discovered Mon-Ica was actually a demon Succubus who plagued household leaving them in drought and uninhabitable conditions. It was been told that you can tell if Mon-Ica plagues you by the slight smell of cannabis or random long curly black hairs left in your home.

Por Favor ayuda me, Papa, I believe Mon-Ica plagues me and mi familia!

by saltyk March 5, 2019

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Mon Mon

The most understanding, beautiful, coolest, most divine and smartest girl you’ll meet. She’ll always have the funny jokes and you’ll always have the funny looks. If you’re her mans get ready to be the ugly one!

She’s a hard worker and always has the best advice. She’ll take your breath away when you see her that’s for sure.

“Hey did you see Mon Mon? She’s so pretty!”
“I wish I was more like Mon Mon, why am I such a loser?”
“Call me Mon because I be looking MONumental”

by Rimshot November 22, 2021

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