moist and garrulous

Euphemism for drunk, popularised by Canadian political satire magazine (qv Britain's 'Private Eye') "Frank." May also refer to a habitual drinker/alcoholic; somewhat synonymous with "over-refreshed."

Stephen Harper, not normally seen in the company of the moist and garrulous, was coaxed to attend the party...

by K.M. Mennie August 23, 2006

Moist Nugget

The Mosin-Nagant (Russian: Винтовка Мосина, ISO 9: Vintovka Mosina) is a bolt-action, internal magazine fed, military rifle that was used by the armed forces of the Russian Empire, the Soviet Union and various Eastern bloc nations. Also known as the Three-Line Rifle (Трёхлинейная винтовка, ISO 9: Trëhlinejnaâ vintovka), it was the first to use the 7.62x54mmR cartridge. As a front-line rifle, the Mosin-Nagant served in various forms from 1891 until the 1960s in many Eastern European nations, when the sniper rifle variant was replaced by the SVD (Снайперская винтовка Драгунова, ISO 9: Snajperskaâ vintovka Dragunova). The Mosin-Nagant is still used in many conflicts due to its ruggedness and the vast number produced during World War II.

Dude, the Moist Nuggets at the gun store are on sale, 10 for 300 dollars!

by Lulzmacher August 5, 2008

squad moin

A squad moin is when 2 or more members of a close-knit group of friends, also known as a squad hook up with one girl at a party or other social event. Moin is an Australian slang word for sex or making out and has the same meaning as hook up.

Connor: Dude I am so glad we got squad moins with Amy last night.
Hayden: Me too man, I feel so much closer to you now that we got squad moins.

by Big Cummings December 16, 2015

big moist

An incredibley gurthy man whom you wouldn't expect to pack such a dong

"Hey did you hear Nate is a big moist?" "Yeah! Who would've thought?"

by Doomski January 9, 2017

Des Moines, WA

Des Moines, Washington, (not to be confused with the other Des Moines,) is a scenic suburb of Seattle. Aside from it's beauty, it's really more like a bubble. Everyone knows everyone and everyone's mom, which STD everyone got, and everyone that got an MIP or a DUI that weekend. In the 2 mile span of "downtown" Des Moines, there are about thirteen bars, (think about it, yes there are), one Taco Time, one QFC and one Marina. Overall, it's a pretty nice place to live, with limited crime, besides the prostitutes on Pac Highway and all of the super badass high school drug dealers. Des Moines is the classier cousin of Burien, the slutty Aunt of Normandy Park, and the boring sister of Federal Way.

A: Hey, Jimmy, did you go to Mount Rainier High School?

B: Duh, I've lived in Des Moines, WA my whole life. My mom, uncles, and all of my friends went there too!

2A: Damn, look at those Mount Rainier High School kids getting arrested in the Jack in the Box parking lot.

2B: That's Des Moines, WA for you. Hey I really want some onion rings, let's walk over there.

by Jimmy Mc. Deen June 12, 2011

Moig

A moig is a sufix, which follows a noun, normally relating to the actions or traits of the noun.

Honkmoig - Horn (because a horn HONKS)
Carrymoig - Stretcher or bag or similiar (Because you can CARRY stuff)
Viewmoig - Pair of glasses, a window, or similiar (Because you VIEW through the glasses or window, etc)
Soundmoig - Speakers (geddit' yet?!)
Runmoigs - Shoes, trainers, etc.
Flymoig - Plane, helicopter, etc.
Sailmoig - Ship, etc.

by Benton! September 30, 2005

moisture muffin

When a womans pubic jungle is shaved in a circular patch directly above her whispering eye; resembling a muffin.

Frank-"Wow Kathy, what do you do to keep your moisture muffin lookng and smelling so fresh?"
Kathy-"Douche."

by Jorts McVagisil December 3, 2009