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8 Ball Mohammed 

8 Ball Mohammed
(slang; NSFW; Southall edition)

A notorious late-night move in Southall involving a sweaty quickie behind a shisha lounge, usually fuelled by a dodgy wrap and bad decisions. The “8 ball” isn’t coke — it’s what his balls look like after being tugged raw in a car park.

A guy who swears he’s straight, but by 3 a.m. outside Broadway he’s doing the full 8 Ball Mohammed special on any lad with a kebab and a Rizla.
Example 1:
Bruv, don’t leave him alone after the club — he’ll pull an 8 Ball Mohammed on you round the bins.”

Example 2 (NSFW):
“She thought he was dropping coke, but it turned out to be an 8 Ball Mohammed — two hairy nuts, a lot of spit, and a ride back to Southall Broadway
8 Ball Mohammed by HorseCoq August 30, 2025
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I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali 

the man, the myth, the legend. the man that sparred for Mohammed ali.
The legend: You wanna fight?
Man 1/2: woah woah woah!
The legend: I was a sparring partner for Mohammed Ali, i'll take any two of you on right now!
man 1: What? Mohammed? Ali?! *gulp*
the legend: thats right!
man 1: *laughs*

Mohammad Rajab Wali 

The most handsome man ever, has a lot of women and is related to joe biden, he does not know much English but he is know and understood by many
person 1:OMG its Mohammad Rajab Wali
person 2:oh yeah he is handsome and famous
person 1:oh you know him?
person 2:yeah obviously

Mohamed-amine 

The most perfect guy , sexy as fuck
A legend at all points , all the Big and campus person in the earth respect him
Mohamed-amine don't need a sentence to use him, the sentence need him for live

Mohammadreza

Mohammadreza is an iranian name for beautiful boys and gentelmen. You know in all of the world when ever you see mohammadreza you can underatand that he has an important role in his country or in all of the world.
Mohammadreza is not just a simple name. Its a belief.

He doesn't show his felling about the girl who likes her. He is so proud and kind.

If anybody fell that mohmmadreza like her, She or he should show( her/his ) felling to him and show( her/his ) sense to him for catch his attention.
Mohammadreza is a man with alot of friends.
But he has just afew friends that he likes them very much.
So if you have a friend who has this name you are so lucky. And you must say thank God.
Mohammadreza is a man who likes his family.
Mohammadreza by M.d.k2p August 17, 2018
A Mohamed is a born leader. He is a hard worker. A family man. He is a good person who wants to help others. He would give the shirt off his back for someone in need. He is brave and strong. Mohamed has an alfa personality. At times he second guesses himself but overall displays confidence. Someone named Mohamed is someone you want to have around when times get hard, he is a save the day kinda guy!
"Who was that guy who handed the homeless man a meal?"

"Ohh, that's just Mohamed"
Mohamed by Jenyou January 23, 2021

Muhammed Suicmez 

Muhammed Suicmez is currently Necrophagists'
lead guitarist and vocalist. he was born and raised in Karlsruhe, Germany, although he is from Turkish Descent. during his late childhood he started listening to death metal, which influenced him greatly and what led him later into learning how to play guitar. unfortunately his parents were strict and forbade him to learn guitar, until age 15 when his older brother secretly helped him buy his first guitar, only to be discovered by his father who then destroyed it, of course Muhammed found ways to practice every day since that date, and is self-taught all the way up to date, at age 18 he had every song from his self-written album Onset to Putrefaction ready but not recorded. the ever-changing lineup of Necrophagist was a main factor that slowed the development of his band, finally when he was 22 he took the task of fulfilling his dream, which seemed impossible at the moment for various reasons, so he recorded every instrument of the whole album by himself, with the exception of the drums, which he programmed with a drum machine, he also produced everything by himself to, he released and distributed the album, by himself again, but lacking a label. A year later, he was successfully signed by Noise Solution Records, the record was re-released by Relapse records though, but still not in North America where Willowtip Records did the job (thankfully for the fact that Muhammed always wanted it to happen.). He then had a really bad illness for what he had to cancel several shows, he then wrote a thesis for his mechanical engineering university course.
Muhammed's exceptional style involves legato techniques, as well as sweep picking and the vast use of the harmonic minor scale and a really fast playing, and what characterizes him the most are his very complex solos fast and slow altogether, not saying the main riffs are slow lol. everything learnt by himself.
he is currently writing new material and will be for sure shredding everybody's brains off soon.

Muhammed's great effing style made him my role guitarist.
I hope Necrophagist Tours to US again soon.
Muhammed Suicmez is the greatest guitarist to date.
Muhammed Suicmez by HxC23 January 15, 2009