kade mockett

Ugly (and fat) cunt, that finger bangs chicks in the bushes and jerks off to boys farting videos ong. He also got legit no musclez

“Did u hear about kade mockett’s cock? It’s so small”

by Joedouglas69420 December 21, 2021

mockumentary

An extremely profitable production of deceptive and shocking media, typically with a scary title, that is intended to divide a society into two warring, social factions by employing subtle international terrorism that convinces people they must relinquish control over their lives to a reigning bureaucracy in order to save the planet from themselves.

Scared: "Oh no, the sky is melting, we need to stop breathing and farting or we are all going to die!"

Reasonable: "What? Are you crazy?!"

Scared: "Me? You're the fool. You're going to kill us all! haven't you seen that documentary "An Inconsistent Boob"? The producer even gives speeches warning us about you people who are just too selfish and ignorant to see the truth.

Reasonable: "Oh, I get it, you fell for some money-hungry trickster's digitally altered mockumentary."

by Your liberator February 20, 2011

mockingbird soda bomb

when you would rip off the body off a mockingbird, which must've been caught during an orgasm, then shoving our partners middle finger in it, which must thrust through the ass of the mockingbird, then pouring some type of soda all over the corpse and finger, then shoving the whole thing into a bottle of Coca-Cola, and drinking the Cola, mixed with the bloody remains of the mockingbird, and some flesh from your partners finger.

"Dude, I was so fucked up last night after having sex, I thought a mockingbird soda bomb would help... it didn't..."

by D3f0rm3d $k!!3r March 28, 2010

Mockery

The explanation of anything wrong with the world

Justin "Hilary Clinton lost the vote"
Karen "That's a goddamn mockery"

Lucifer "I lost my pen cap"
Minion "What a mockery"

by aukaenak August 24, 2010

Mockfuthernig

An insult for what I callz yo' momz.

You are one mockfuthernig bitcah!

by Tommy Wommy Womsters September 28, 2003

disaster mocker

Someone, usually with the first name of Brandon, who mocks disaster victims focusing on flood victims.

Brandon - HaHa that guy died in a flood.

Jeremy - Hey it isn't cool to be a disaster mocker.

Brandon - HaHa some guy died in a mudslide.

Lance - Stop being ignorant about the consequenses of disasters. 6 people die ever 4 decades in floods. That is one persone every 2,439 days.

Brandon - Stop being a flood worrier.

Scott C. - This is no joking matter, my goat died in a flood.

Brandon - Goat roper.

by utes499 June 13, 2011

to kill a mocking bird

The act of murdering a woman who has been mocking you.

Where are you going with that freshly sharpened axe?

To kill a mocking bird.

by BlueBeardBlueCarpet January 27, 2011