mkay

Another way of saying Okay.

Billybob:Mkay, today class we will learn about skull fucking mkay

by L2L1 March 27, 2005

mk2

-Pronounced "Mark two" not "emkay two"

Volkswagen's second generation of the mark chassis. Production started in 1985 and ended in 1992 for Golf/GTIs, Jettas and Sciroccos and in 1995 for Canadian Corrados. The mk2 Jetta is still in production in China (hence the chinese door handle conversion). This generation includes the Jetta, Golf/GTI, Scirocco and Corrado.

This generation featured a light chassis, responsive handling and nice styling. Many options were available from the dealer (power locks and windows, sunroof, alloy wheels, cruise control, roof racks, power steering...).

Engines ranged from 1.3L carburated to 1.6L diesels and 2.8L VR6. Also available was the 16v (1.8 and 2.0L form) known as "god's balls", the reliable 1.8L 8v and the supercharged G60 (crossflow 8v).

It is a common mistake to think that these Volkwagens are enpensive to repair. There are many oem and aftermaket replacement parts available and there are quite a lot of them in junkyards. Most electrical problems can be solved by replacing old worn out battery grounds (negative terminal).

No 1:
-Dood your mk2 is so hot it makes me horny

No2:
Guy 1: Hey man I bought an old emkay two.
Guy 2: It's MARK TWO you dumbshit!

by BSD December 31, 2005

MKAT

A new legal drug many teens use, like coke it's snorted or smoked and looks almost identical to it, although it's actually good plantfood.
The drug gives a short rush and can affect eyesite, mindset and can make the user feel like shit for the coming days. Best kept for the rubber green plant in the corner of your bedroom.

"Dude i got some mkat for the weekend!"

"Awesome man, my plant loves that shit! Got any real drugs for us though?"

by RobJoness March 13, 2010

MKUNDU

ITS A WORD USED IN SWAHILI LANGUAGE WHICH MEANS ASSHOLE, MOSTLY USED IN EAST AFRICA.

- John would you get me my shoes ?
- get them yourself mkundu!!

by A Riz June 17, 2009

mkIII

The dumb people above me didnt know what they are talking about,it might have been built like a tank but it came with a powerful engine and parts that, back then, only came on $100,000+ cars and race cars. Parts like the LSD (limited slip diffriential), the TEMS system (Toyota Electronicly Monitoured Suspension), and the array of "go fast" buttons in the cockpit prove this car to be ahead of its time. I bought a 1989 supra and did alot of engine work only because the dumbass before me ran it without oil for a while. Now she runs great and I couldnt be happier.

the 87-92 supra was ranked 47th out of the top 100 sport compact cars by sport compact car magizene,this is what was said "Built like a tank, big as a ship,and one of the quickest cars of its time."october 2004 volume 16 no.10. You cant fight with SCC!

by Jay Dubb February 22, 2005

mk48

one of the big time noob guns on socom, not as bad as the f90 though. often used after the mercenaries pull out the f90's. kickass machine gun

these noobs are usin that bitch ass f90.
better break out the mk48

by ben456d November 10, 2007

mkflegend

Used to describe an individual who writes huge, rambling posts on an Internet message board - posts that never actually address the topic at hand, answer questions directly or contain anything useful or intelligent.

Comes from the Mortal Kombat fanboy mkflegend (also known as MKF30 or just MKF).

Dude, I'm not going to read that mkflegend post you just wrote.

or

Did you have to do an MKF post? All I asked was a simple question.

by Mr MKO July 23, 2008