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Detective Mittens

Good work Detective Mittens... you scary fucking cat!
by writergirljds December 7, 2011
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Beaver mittens

Giving a toothy blowjob whilst simultaneously fisting two women.
It's not a winter orgy without beaver mittens.
by Evil weirdsmith November 1, 2017
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mattenklopper

(n) A carpet beater made of rattan or cane and was used in Germany, Netherlands and the surrounding areas. It was primarily used to beat the dirt out of carpets, children and spouses.
"I told my mom to go to hell and she shined my ass with the mattenklopper."
by unclvito November 30, 2017
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mittelstadt mode

Much like sicko mode or goblin mode, Mittelstadt mode is a heightened form of pure unadulterated energy and downright awesomeness. To which one takes themselves to another level, much like Casey Mittelstadt did in the 2018 Hockey World Junior Championships. Typically in Mittelstadt mode when drunk. Often comes from an unsung hero.
Joseph enter’s Mittelstadt mode when the 10 from state asks him to be her partner for beer ball.

“Hey man how’d your spring break go?”

“I got zero play from the birds but I went Mittelstadt mode on the pong table.”
by BigOil18 August 7, 2023
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The Mitton Tickle

Whilst about to undergo sexual relations, the tickler is said to "pussy out" of "pelvic foreplay" and instead of "stroking"the lower region, they instead tickle the belly button. This causes great awkwardness within the couple and usually leads to the end of the relationship.
"it was terrible last night, i got the Mitton Tickle becoz he was too scared". "But he told something different to his friends".
by BaldWilly June 25, 2019
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RJ Mitte

The breakout star from the AMC series "Breaking Bad", who went full method for the role and everything!
brad: yo the actor who plays walt jr is really good at playing a crip
chad: yeah, thats RJ Mitte, he's a crip irl.
by characteranals November 26, 2019
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Mittens

Minion kittens. When an evil being or entity gathers to them dark forces to do their evil bidding, and all they can get are kittens, they've got mittens.

Also; cats who follow their person around everywhere, as though they intend to be helpful, but really just want to sleep near them.
Sorcerer: "Go, my Mittens, and bring me the Dark Crystal of Power!"

or

Lady: I wanted to go get another cup of coffee, but the mittens will just follow me and meow constantly.
by calvinke February 20, 2011
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